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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1095 on: November 28, 2011, 02:29:42 PM »
lol: lol: lol:

I do hope Wenchy doesn't pop in   scared2:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1096 on: November 28, 2011, 02:37:06 PM »
lol: lol: lol:

I do hope Wenchy doesn't pop in   scared2:

You were going to post some pictures of her popping out weren't you?
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1097 on: November 28, 2011, 02:47:51 PM »
As if  angel1
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1098 on: November 29, 2011, 07:51:37 PM »
Happy Birthday Ryan Giggs (29.11.73), I suppose it'll be a quiet affair this year
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1099 on: November 29, 2011, 08:15:43 PM »
Happy Birthday Ryan Giggs (29.11.73), I suppose it'll be a quiet affair this year
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1100 on: December 01, 2011, 12:42:42 PM »
Teenagers today drink twice as much as they did ten years ago.

To be fair, though, they were only aged between 3 and 9 ten years ago.

 

 

 

I was on Dragon's Den but got chucked out.

Apparently asking Deborah Meaden to "fuck off and get me a sandwich while the men talk business" is unacceptable.

 

 

 

I was eating my tea last night when I suddenly thought to myself, "This milk must be seriously out of date."

 

 

Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies?

 

 

 

I have a dream: a dream that, one day, chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned.

 

 

 

 

Me: "What's that smell?"

Wife: "I can't smell anything"

Me: "Neither can I, get that fucking cooker on"


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1101 on: December 01, 2011, 12:44:39 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1102 on: December 01, 2011, 11:57:09 PM »
The women arrested for racism on the tram learned a valuable lesson in life id like to think.....

Don't ring John Terry to have chat while your in public..............

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1103 on: December 02, 2011, 03:00:14 PM »
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.......

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1104 on: December 02, 2011, 09:20:55 PM »
A pedant walks into a bar. Well, it's a restaurant with a bar. Technically it's a brewpub since it has an onsite microbrewery.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1105 on: December 02, 2011, 10:00:33 PM »
A pedant walks into a bar. Well, it's a restaurant with a bar. Technically it's a brewpub since it has an onsite microbrewery.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1106 on: December 03, 2011, 07:42:25 AM »
A pedant walks into a bar. Well, it's a restaurant with a bar. Technically it's a brewpub since it has an onsite microbrewery.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1107 on: December 04, 2011, 05:21:56 PM »
I was in a Garden centre with my wife the other day and she turns to me and says  "You know you're the most lazy bastard I have ever met ..." Well I don't mind telling you, I nearly fell out of the wheelbarrow...

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1108 on: December 04, 2011, 06:01:37 PM »
I was in a Garden centre with my wife the other day and she turns to me and says  "You know you're the most lazy bastard I have ever met ..." Well I don't mind telling you, I nearly fell out of the wheelbarrow...

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1109 on: December 04, 2011, 06:57:04 PM »
I had to take my Madeleine McCann Advent calendar back........

All the doors were left open , and there wasn't even an infant in the manger !