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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1035 on: November 01, 2011, 09:19:43 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1036 on: November 01, 2011, 11:15:35 AM »
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1037 on: November 01, 2011, 11:17:21 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1038 on: November 01, 2011, 05:10:03 PM »
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Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1039 on: November 05, 2011, 11:19:46 AM »


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1040 on: November 05, 2011, 07:57:22 PM »
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
      him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place
      where he knows her from.
      So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the
      father of one of my kids.'  Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
      unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that
      I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
      whipped my butt with wet celery???'
      She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
 
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1041 on: November 05, 2011, 08:12:26 PM »
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
      him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place
      where he knows her from.
      So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the
      father of one of my kids.'  Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
      unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that
      I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
      whipped my butt with wet celery???'
      She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1042 on: November 05, 2011, 08:14:14 PM »
I thought so too, but it was your turn. It'll be mine soon though  whistle:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1043 on: November 05, 2011, 08:14:28 PM »
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
      him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place
      where he knows her from.
      So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the
      father of one of my kids.'  Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
      unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that
      I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
      whipped my butt with wet celery???'
      She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
 

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1044 on: November 06, 2011, 11:31:21 PM »
Did you hear, Taunton RFC won the National Guy Fawkes competition!..........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1045 on: November 07, 2011, 11:00:13 AM »
Monica Lewinsky turns 50.
Can you believe it ?  It seems like only yesterday, she was crawling around 
the White House on her hands and knees,
Putting everything in her mouth................
They grow up so fast, don't they?
 
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1046 on: November 07, 2011, 11:10:25 AM »
Monica Lewinsky turns 50.
Can you believe it ?  It seems like only yesterday, she was crawling around 
the White House on her hands and knees,
Putting everything in her mouth................
They grow up so fast, don't they?

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1047 on: November 07, 2011, 06:19:37 PM »
Monica Lewinsky - D.O.B 23.07.73  whistle:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1048 on: November 07, 2011, 06:24:17 PM »
I bet you are popular at parties evil:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1049 on: November 07, 2011, 06:24:43 PM »
Monica Lewinsky - D.O.B 23.07.73  whistle:

He lied!  eeek:
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