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Offline The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Guinness)

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #990 on: September 29, 2011, 09:53:03 AM »
So here I am in the Internet Cafe with the biggest fucking nigger I've ever seen reading every word I ty

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #991 on: September 29, 2011, 10:01:39 AM »
Why don't black people go on cruises?

They're not falling for that one again.





I'm Josef Fritzl and no windows was my idea.




My girlfriend is a porn star.

She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.



Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez.

It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after.



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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #992 on: September 29, 2011, 10:12:32 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #993 on: September 29, 2011, 11:07:00 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #994 on: September 29, 2011, 12:35:08 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #995 on: September 29, 2011, 12:50:19 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #996 on: October 02, 2011, 03:04:38 PM »


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« Reply #997 on: October 02, 2011, 03:09:07 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #998 on: October 12, 2011, 02:58:13 AM »
What's the difference between cancer and a black man?

Cancer gets Jobs..........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #999 on: October 12, 2011, 04:59:50 AM »
Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have no jobs, no cash and no f***ing hope
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1000 on: October 12, 2011, 05:28:12 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1001 on: October 12, 2011, 03:02:28 PM »
I was chatting up a pikey bird in the pub last night  when she asked if Id like to go back to her place and have a good time.

She wasnt fucking kidding.

I went on the waltzers ; dodgems and the ghost train. I even came home with a goldfish !!!!
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« Reply #1002 on: October 12, 2011, 03:10:00 PM »
I was chatting up a pikey bird in the pub last night  when she asked if Id like to go back to her place and have a good time.

She wasnt fucking kidding.

I went on the waltzers ; dodgems and the ghost train. I even came home with a goldfish !!!!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1003 on: October 12, 2011, 03:14:30 PM »
SO that is why Tipsy travels so much. SHe is diversifying.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1004 on: October 14, 2011, 06:14:17 AM »
Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have no jobs, no cash and no f***ing hope

Better hope Kevin Bacon doesn't die!