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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #960 on: September 06, 2011, 07:54:41 AM »
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral.....I'm a gynecologist".
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #961 on: September 06, 2011, 09:37:25 PM »
Not from the inbox, but stolen from Vic Reeves

VR -  "What happens at the end of the Italian Job"
Ronnie Ancona - "Ooh, the coach hangs over the edge of the cliff, and the gold is just balancing blah blah............




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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #962 on: September 07, 2011, 04:28:51 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #963 on: September 19, 2011, 05:38:11 PM »


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #964 on: September 19, 2011, 05:46:08 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #965 on: September 21, 2011, 05:59:44 PM »
From last nights Shameless, in the pub quiz...

Who said, "Please sir, I want some more"

Bobby Sands  ;D
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #966 on: September 21, 2011, 06:06:36 PM »
From last nights Shameless, in the pub quiz...

Who said, "Please sir, I want some more"

Bobby Sands  ;D

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #967 on: September 22, 2011, 08:58:20 PM »
I fainted in the curry house when I heard REM had split up.

That's me in the korma.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #968 on: September 22, 2011, 09:01:12 PM »
I fainted in the curry house when I heard REM had split up.

That's me in the korma.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #969 on: September 22, 2011, 09:02:17 PM »
I said to my dyslexic mate, "Guess which band has split up?"

He said, "Erm..."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #970 on: September 23, 2011, 05:42:02 AM »
I said to my dyslexic mate, "Guess which band has split up?"

He said, "Erm..."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #971 on: September 26, 2011, 01:18:35 PM »
I believe a lot of conflict in the old west could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.



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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #972 on: September 26, 2011, 01:21:07 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #973 on: September 26, 2011, 01:56:42 PM »
I believe a lot of conflict in the old west could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #974 on: September 27, 2011, 07:09:23 AM »
Somebody should start an e-petition to raise Twitter's character limit to 150, I think 140 isn't enough to get your point across, if you agree pl