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Offline The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Guinness)

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #855 on: July 17, 2011, 01:06:48 PM »
My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex.

Just this morning she asked, "Is that the best you can do?

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #856 on: July 17, 2011, 01:11:14 PM »
My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex.

Just this morning she asked, "Is that the best you can do?

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #857 on: July 17, 2011, 01:48:13 PM »
My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex.

Just this morning she asked, "Is that the best you can do?

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 ;D ;D ;D

 lol: lol: lol: Another one fer yer act apc....  ;)
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #858 on: July 17, 2011, 02:01:12 PM »
Imagine winning 161 million in the lottery, you could buy anything you ever wanted.

Except a neck.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #859 on: July 17, 2011, 02:08:21 PM »
Imagine winning 161 million in the lottery, you could buy anything you ever wanted.

Except a neck.

The fat bastards probably could get necks with that amount!  lol:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #860 on: July 17, 2011, 02:11:27 PM »
More material for APC...




Whats the worst thing about spit-roasting a baby?

That awkward moment when your bell-ends bump together...

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #861 on: July 17, 2011, 02:13:05 PM »
More material for APC...




Whats the worst thing about spit-roasting a baby?

That awkward moment when your bell-ends bump together...


EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!  eeek:

Don't we have an offensive jokes thread...?  rubschin:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #862 on: July 17, 2011, 02:16:21 PM »
I would hate to be a ginger on "Who wants to be a millionaire?"

Phone a friend would be useless.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #863 on: July 17, 2011, 02:19:10 PM »
I would hate to be a ginger on "Who wants to be a millionaire?"

Phone a friend would be useless.

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Poor Nick....  noooo:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #864 on: July 17, 2011, 02:21:21 PM »
I bought a recipe book for desserts that's all backwards,

It's getting me stressed.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #865 on: July 17, 2011, 02:25:52 PM »
I bought a recipe book for desserts that's all backwards,

It's getting me stressed.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #866 on: July 17, 2011, 02:34:06 PM »
Mahatma Gandhi always walked barefoot and ultimately the soles of his feet became thick and very hard. He also was, of course, known to be a man of deep spiritual conviction. He undertook hunger strikes as a political protest and at times was both thin and frail. Furthermore, due to his weird diet, he suffered from bad breath.In fact, in time he came to be known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.





































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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #867 on: July 17, 2011, 02:41:17 PM »
Mahatma Gandhi always walked barefoot and ultimately the soles of his feet became thick and very hard. He also was, of course, known to be a man of deep spiritual conviction. He undertook hunger strikes as a political protest and at times was both thin and frail. Furthermore, due to his weird diet, he suffered from bad breath.In fact, in time he came to be known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.





































 happy001 happy001 happy001


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Is this the 1983 Boys Book of Jokes you've been reading while straining in the mornings....?  rubschin:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #868 on: July 17, 2011, 05:48:49 PM »
My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex.

Just this morning she asked, "Is that the best you can do?

 redface: redface: redface:


 ;D ;D ;D

 lol: lol: lol: Another one fer yer act apc....  ;)

He did it today noooo:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #869 on: July 17, 2011, 05:49:34 PM »
My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex.

Just this morning she asked, "Is that the best you can do?

 redface: redface: redface:


 ;D ;D ;D

 lol: lol: lol: Another one fer yer act apc....  ;)

He did it today noooo:

happy001
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