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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #705 on: May 25, 2011, 01:39:52 PM »
I wish to place it on record that, unlike Ryan Giggs, if you catch me shagging a glamour model with massive tits.....you can tell anybody you fucking like!!!


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #706 on: May 25, 2011, 01:57:32 PM »
I wish to place it on record that, unlike Ryan Giggs, if you catch me shagging a glamour model with massive tits.....you can tell anybody you fucking like!!!


I'd expect the glamour model with massive tits would be the one doing the gagging.  whistle:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #707 on: May 25, 2011, 01:58:16 PM »
I wish to place it on record that, unlike Ryan Giggs, if you catch me shagging a glamour model with massive tits.....you can tell anybody you fucking like!!!


I'd expect the glamour model with massive tits would be the one doing the gagging.  whistle:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #708 on: May 25, 2011, 04:43:24 PM »
Mr Thread? I see Mr Gutter is just arriving.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #709 on: May 26, 2011, 11:24:34 AM »
Sent to me by a Scottish friend

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #710 on: May 26, 2011, 01:13:18 PM »
I never click on anything that claims to be hilarious...  noooo:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #711 on: May 26, 2011, 02:09:24 PM »
Very funny, though tailed off a bit at the end.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #712 on: May 26, 2011, 02:30:13 PM »
"If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job," said my 49 year old girlfriend as I was checking my ticket.

"Well, actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Mondeo," I replied.

"Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up, you might as well get yourself a new one," she said.

"My point exactly."........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #713 on: May 26, 2011, 02:52:14 PM »
"If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job," said my 49 year old girlfriend as I was checking my ticket.

"Well, actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Mondeo," I replied.

"Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up, you might as well get yourself a new one," she said.

"My point exactly."........

You don't have a Mondeo...  noooo:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #714 on: May 26, 2011, 02:54:14 PM »
"If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job," said my 49 year old girlfriend as I was checking my ticket.

"Well, actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Mondeo," I replied.

"Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up, you might as well get yourself a new one," she said.

"My point exactly."........

You don't have a Mondeo...  noooo:

Nor a 49 year old girlfriend ,,,,,,,,,,,it was a joke ......... cussing:

And yes I did get it ..........you will be in trouble......

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #715 on: May 26, 2011, 02:55:38 PM »
"If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job," said my 49 year old girlfriend as I was checking my ticket.

"Well, actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Mondeo," I replied.

"Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up, you might as well get yourself a new one," she said.

"My point exactly."........

You don't have a Mondeo...  noooo:

Nor a 49 year old girlfriend ,,,,,,,,,,,it was a joke ......... cussing:

And yes I did get it ..........you will be in trouble......

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #716 on: May 26, 2011, 04:27:31 PM »
"If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job," said my 49 year old girlfriend as I was checking my ticket.

"Well, actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Mondeo," I replied.

"Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up, you might as well get yourself a new one," she said.

"My point exactly."........

You don't have a Mondeo...  noooo:

Nor a 49 year old girlfriend ,,,,,,,,,,,it was a joke ......... cussing:

And yes I did get it ..........you will be in trouble......

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #717 on: May 26, 2011, 04:33:52 PM »
Welcome back  eeek:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #718 on: May 26, 2011, 04:40:23 PM »
"If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job," said my 49 year old girlfriend as I was checking my ticket.

"Well, actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Mondeo," I replied.

"Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up, you might as well get yourself a new one," she said.

"My point exactly."........

You don't have a Mondeo...  noooo:

Nor a 49 year old girlfriend ,,,,,,,,,,,it was a joke ......... cussing:

And yes I did get it ..........you will be in trouble......

 scared2:

Be afraid....be very afraid eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #719 on: May 26, 2011, 04:54:10 PM »



You live behind here dont you?