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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #615 on: May 05, 2011, 10:37:11 AM »
Bob meets his mate while out for a walk with his jack russell, his mate says fancy a drink he say you can't take dogs in that pub, his mate says tell him its a guide dog.



So they go into the pub and the barman says no dogs only guide dogs.



Bob says this is a guide dog,



Barman says guide dogs are labradors or alsations





















Bob says what sort have they give me ?

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #616 on: May 05, 2011, 12:10:08 PM »
Photo of Bin Laden's body




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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #617 on: May 05, 2011, 02:05:04 PM »
Photo of Bin Laden's body





"He has given us a sign"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #618 on: May 05, 2011, 03:21:29 PM »
Bob meets his mate while out for a walk with his jack russell, his mate says fancy a drink he say you can't take dogs in that pub, his mate says tell him its a guide dog.



So they go into the pub and the barman says no dogs only guide dogs.



Bob says this is a guide dog,



Barman says guide dogs are labradors or alsations





















Bob says what sort have they give me ?

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #619 on: May 05, 2011, 07:53:22 PM »
"I recently invented a new drink, for the V.P.

It's 2 shots followed by a large splash of water.

I call it the Bin Laden. "

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #620 on: May 05, 2011, 09:07:54 PM »
"I recently invented a new drink, for the V.P.

It's 2 shots followed by a large splash of water.

I call it the Bin Laden. "

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #621 on: May 06, 2011, 04:16:27 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #622 on: May 08, 2011, 09:38:31 PM »
I hate being bipolar, i think it's fantastic...

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #623 on: May 09, 2011, 12:07:40 AM »
I hate being bipolar, i think it's fantastic...

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #624 on: May 10, 2011, 07:19:12 PM »

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #626 on: May 10, 2011, 07:28:23 PM »
Nicked from Cyprus Dying

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #628 on: May 10, 2011, 08:39:01 PM »
Very good. That took some rehearsing
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #629 on: May 10, 2011, 08:46:28 PM »
No...Barman has said excellent before...he knows it off by heart now...