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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #555 on: April 02, 2011, 06:29:57 PM »
The cheapos here drink Leon ..........

A beer of wrongness....  sick2:

That beer bendy was quite nice...  cloud9:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #556 on: April 04, 2011, 07:27:50 PM »
A scouser goes for a job at sea . The Captain asks him if he has any experience away at sea . The scouser says no , but he is hard-working and honest . The Captain takes him on reluctantly , and away they sail .
 
Three days out to sea and the scouser is cleaning the deck . A huge wave crashes over the vessel and the scouser is swept overboard . The first mate runs to the captain and says 'Captain . That scouser . He just fked off with your mop .'

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #557 on: April 04, 2011, 07:39:49 PM »
A scouser goes for a job at sea . The Captain asks him if he has any experience away at sea . The scouser says no , but he is hard-working and honest . The Captain takes him on reluctantly , and away they sail .
 
Three days out to sea and the scouser is cleaning the deck . A huge wave crashes over the vessel and the scouser is swept overboard . The first mate runs to the captain and says 'Captain . That scouser . He just fked off with your mop .'



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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #558 on: April 05, 2011, 06:38:36 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #559 on: April 13, 2011, 10:10:37 AM »
A Muslim kid can't find his Mum in the supermarket. The store attendant says 'What does your Mum look like?'

 

The kid says 'Fucked if I know...'


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #560 on: April 13, 2011, 10:14:44 AM »
A Muslim kid can't find his Mum in the supermarket. The store attendant says 'What does your Mum look like?'

 

The kid says 'Fucked if I know...'



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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #561 on: April 13, 2011, 12:53:14 PM »
A Muslim kid can't find his Mum in the supermarket. The store attendant says 'What does your Mum look like?'

 

The kid says 'Fucked if I know...'




Scouse kid had the same problem .......

The store attendant says " Whats your Mum like?"

The boy replies "bacardi breezers and cock "........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #562 on: April 13, 2011, 03:30:37 PM »
A Muslim kid can't find his Mum in the supermarket. The store attendant says 'What does your Mum look like?'

 

The kid says 'Fucked if I know...'




Scouse kid had the same problem .......

The store attendant says " Whats your Mum like?"

The boy replies "bacardi breezers and cock "........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #563 on: April 13, 2011, 05:15:45 PM »
BEWILDERED TEXAN




While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim
extremist fall into the Rio Grande River ; he was struggling to stay afloat
because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat
because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.
If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

 Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in
distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland
Security.

 It is now 4 pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.

I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps...

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #564 on: April 13, 2011, 08:50:07 PM »
Did you get the gear tho

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #565 on: April 14, 2011, 04:58:36 AM »
BEWILDERED TEXAN




While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim
extremist fall into the Rio Grande River ; he was struggling to stay afloat
because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat
because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.
If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

 Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in
distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland
Security.

 It is now 4 pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.

I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps...


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #566 on: April 17, 2011, 12:48:06 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #567 on: April 17, 2011, 12:50:27 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #568 on: April 17, 2011, 04:18:10 PM »
I mostly despair

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #569 on: April 17, 2011, 04:20:35 PM »
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