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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #510 on: March 19, 2011, 04:34:19 PM »
Latest news flash! Apparently Tony Blair has called Colonel Gaddafi personally to ask him to stand down. The delusional lunatic went on for ten minutes about not being a war criminal....




 before Gaddafi could even get a word in.....................................

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #511 on: March 20, 2011, 05:16:13 PM »
Latest news flash! Apparently Tony Blair has called Colonel Gaddafi personally to ask him to stand down. The delusional lunatic went on for ten minutes about not being a war criminal....




 before Gaddafi could even get a word in.....................................

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #512 on: March 24, 2011, 08:50:40 PM »
Copper Wire

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found
traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that
their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an American
archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times:
"American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their
ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the Canadians".

One week later, the British authorities  reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in North Yorkshire, Jack Arkwright, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely f*** all.
Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless."

Just makes you bloody proud to be British,  don't it!

 

 
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #513 on: March 24, 2011, 08:53:40 PM »
But the wire was there...until the gypos had nicked it already...

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #514 on: March 24, 2011, 09:29:09 PM »
S'rite.  ;)
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #515 on: March 24, 2011, 09:31:36 PM »
Can you train the VP formation cycling team?
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #516 on: March 24, 2011, 10:09:47 PM »
No, can you?  noooo:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #517 on: March 24, 2011, 10:12:56 PM »
Of course. Maybe you know someone who can help design tasteful Lycra uniforms  whistle:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #518 on: March 25, 2011, 06:50:14 AM »
"tasteful Lycra"

Surely a contradiction in terms.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #519 on: March 25, 2011, 07:23:27 AM »
"tasteful Lycra"

Surely a contradiction in terms.



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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #520 on: March 25, 2011, 08:18:29 AM »
"tasteful Lycra"

Surely a contradiction in terms.




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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #521 on: March 25, 2011, 08:32:13 AM »
How far from reality  noooo:



But on "special occasions"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #522 on: March 25, 2011, 09:15:42 AM »

Wow...Good Morning...Ding Dong

Its how I imagine Miss D in the mornings

That Stilton really does play havoc with your brain cells doesn't it  noooo:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #523 on: March 25, 2011, 10:33:14 AM »
"tasteful Lycra"

Surely a contradiction in terms.



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Don't bother BM she appears to be setting up for "I've got a headache" excuse.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #524 on: March 25, 2011, 10:55:47 AM »
"tasteful Lycra"

Surely a contradiction in terms.



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Don't bother BM she appears to be setting up for "I've got a headache" excuse.

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