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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #180 on: November 23, 2010, 04:53:17 PM »









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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #181 on: November 23, 2010, 04:55:19 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #182 on: November 23, 2010, 04:56:52 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #183 on: November 23, 2010, 10:13:06 PM »
I have just come out the chip shop eating a pie, a tramp was sat on the floor outside and said "I've had nothing to eat for days".

I said "Bleddy Hell...I wish I had your willpower"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #184 on: November 24, 2010, 04:56:10 AM »
I have just come out the chip shop eating a pie, a tramp was sat on the floor outside and said "I've had nothing to eat for days".

I said "Bleddy Hell...I wish I had your willpower"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #185 on: November 25, 2010, 05:31:30 PM »
I got a slap from a woman at my cookery class last night............





........I only asked if she'd like to try my pork in cider.... 

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #186 on: November 25, 2010, 06:12:21 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #187 on: November 27, 2010, 01:21:10 PM »
Friendship Between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night

The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.

The man called his wife's 10 best friend's. None of them knew about it.


Friendship Between Men:

A man didn't come home one night.

The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house.

The woman called her husband's 10 best friend's.

Eight of them had confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #188 on: November 27, 2010, 01:28:15 PM »
So true  razz:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #189 on: November 27, 2010, 01:37:20 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #190 on: November 27, 2010, 03:45:55 PM »
So true indeed Mr Nick.

When my ex found out I'd slept with at least two of her friends she suggested "Get some bloody friends of your own!"
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #191 on: November 29, 2010, 11:31:19 PM »
So true indeed Mr Nick.

When my ex found out I'd slept with at least two of her friends she suggested "Get some bloody friends of your own!"
They could have not been very good friends of her.  whistle:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #192 on: November 29, 2010, 11:56:02 PM »
So true indeed Mr Nick.

When my ex found out I'd slept with at least two of her friends she suggested "Get some bloody friends of your own!"
They could have not been very good friends of her.  whistle:

Pair of dogs ..............???????????????? rubschin:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #193 on: November 30, 2010, 12:01:52 AM »
Bitches

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #194 on: November 30, 2010, 06:09:06 AM »
So true indeed Mr Nick.

When my ex found out I'd slept with at least two of her friends she suggested "Get some bloody friends of your own!"
They could have not been very good friends of her.  whistle:

And the problem is?  ;)
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