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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6285 on: November 19, 2020, 07:51:27 AM »
Government is increasing furlough payments to midgets as they are struggling to put food on the table.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6286 on: November 19, 2020, 09:52:43 AM »
Government is increasing furlough payments to midgets as they are struggling to put food on the table.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6287 on: November 19, 2020, 01:25:37 PM »
Government is increasing furlough payments to midgets as they are struggling to put food on the table.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6288 on: November 19, 2020, 09:30:59 PM »
If someone calls you fat; don't entertain them

You're bigger than that
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6289 on: November 19, 2020, 10:54:17 PM »
If someone calls you fat; don't entertain them

You're bigger than that
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6290 on: November 20, 2020, 05:56:16 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6291 on: November 20, 2020, 09:54:09 AM »

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6293 on: November 20, 2020, 03:32:04 PM »
You know you've got a keeper when your girlfriend picks the iron in Monopoly .... whistle:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6294 on: November 20, 2020, 03:36:29 PM »
You know you've got a keeper when your girlfriend picks the iron in Monopoly .... whistle:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6295 on: November 20, 2020, 03:55:49 PM »
You know you've got a keeper when your girlfriend picks the iron in Monopoly .... whistle:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6296 on: November 20, 2020, 03:56:12 PM »
A girl tells her mom she’s dating the guy next door.
The mom’s like “you can’t date him he could be your dad.”
And the daughter is like “so there’s an age difference who cares.”
The mom's like“I think you misunderstood me.”
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6297 on: November 20, 2020, 04:38:32 PM »
I was telling a mate of mine that my 'guilty pleasure' was listening to Beyoncé.
He said "Oh well, whatever floats your boat"
I said "No, I think you'll find that's buoyancy..."
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6298 on: November 20, 2020, 04:48:38 PM »
I was telling a mate of mine that my 'guilty pleasure' was listening to Beyoncé.
He said "Oh well, whatever floats your boat"
I said "No, I think you'll find that's buoyancy..."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6299 on: November 20, 2020, 04:58:21 PM »
I was telling a mate of mine that my 'guilty pleasure' was listening to Beyoncé.
He said "Oh well, whatever floats your boat"
I said "No, I think you'll find that's buoyancy..."

Delete your account.

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