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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5805 on: March 31, 2020, 04:53:05 PM »
Day 9 of the quarantine.
My Wife called out from the other room and asked if I have a stabbing pain in my chest like someone has a voodoo doll of me and is stabbing me.
I said "No."
She responded, "how about now."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5806 on: March 31, 2020, 06:11:07 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5807 on: April 01, 2020, 10:07:42 AM »




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« Reply #5808 on: April 01, 2020, 10:09:51 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5809 on: April 01, 2020, 11:58:38 AM »
A young British soldier in UmQasr, Iraq, was being interviewed by a TV crew, who asked him what his experience of the city was like.

His reply?

“Before we came here, the Major said ' Its a big port city - like Southampton'… but there's no booze, no hookers, and the locals are trying to kill us - it's much more like Portsmouth”
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5810 on: April 01, 2020, 12:10:20 PM »
A young British soldier in UmQasr, Iraq, was being interviewed by a TV crew, who asked him what his experience of the city was like.

His reply?

“Before we came here, the Major said ' Its a big port city - like Southampton'… but there's no booze, no hookers, and the locals are trying to kill us - it's much more like Portsmouth”
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5811 on: April 01, 2020, 12:20:21 PM »
A young British soldier in UmQasr, Iraq, was being interviewed by a TV crew, who asked him what his experience of the city was like.

His reply?

“Before we came here, the Major said ' Its a big port city - like Southampton'… but there's no booze, no hookers, and the locals are trying to kill us - it's much more like Portsmouth”
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« Reply #5812 on: April 01, 2020, 01:28:39 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5813 on: April 01, 2020, 03:51:42 PM »
I have CDO..........


It’s like OCD,.................



but the letters are in alphabetical order, LIKE THEY ARE F**KING SUPPOSED TO BE!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5814 on: April 01, 2020, 04:09:17 PM »
I have CDO..........


It’s like OCD,.................



but the letters are in alphabetical order, LIKE THEY ARE F**KING SUPPOSED TO BE!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5815 on: April 01, 2020, 04:34:07 PM »
I have CDO..........


It’s like OCD,.................



but the letters are in alphabetical order, LIKE THEY ARE F**KING SUPPOSED TO BE!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5816 on: April 01, 2020, 04:38:11 PM »
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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« Reply #5817 on: April 01, 2020, 04:39:20 PM »
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5818 on: April 03, 2020, 12:56:18 PM »
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.
So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?”
One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!”
So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?”

That’s about as far as I remember.
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« Reply #5819 on: April 03, 2020, 01:04:50 PM »
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.
So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?”
One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!”
So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?”

That’s about as far as I remember.

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