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Day 9 of the quarantine.
My Wife called out from the other room and asked if I have a stabbing pain in my chest like someone has a voodoo doll of me and is stabbing me.
I said "No."
She responded, "how about now."

   

 

[Barman]

 

[apc2010]

 

 

[Barman]

 

 

[Nick]

A young British soldier in UmQasr, Iraq, was being interviewed by a TV crew, who asked him what his experience of the city was like.

His reply?

“Before we came here, the Major said ' Its a big port city - like Southampton'… but there's no booze, no hookers, and the locals are trying to kill us - it's much more like Portsmouth”

[Steve]

A young British soldier in UmQasr, Iraq, was being interviewed by a TV crew, who asked him what his experience of the city was like.

His reply?

“Before we came here, the Major said ' Its a big port city - like Southampton'… but there's no booze, no hookers, and the locals are trying to kill us - it's much more like Portsmouth”

[Barman]

A young British soldier in UmQasr, Iraq, was being interviewed by a TV crew, who asked him what his experience of the city was like.

His reply?

“Before we came here, the Major said ' Its a big port city - like Southampton'… but there's no booze, no hookers, and the locals are trying to kill us - it's much more like Portsmouth”

[Barman]

This is good... 

[apc2010]

I have CDO..........


It’s like OCD,.................



but the letters are in alphabetical order, LIKE THEY ARE F**KING SUPPOSED TO BE!

 

[Steve]

I have CDO..........


It’s like OCD,.................



but the letters are in alphabetical order, LIKE THEY ARE F**KING SUPPOSED TO BE!

 

[Barman]

I have CDO..........


It’s like OCD,.................



but the letters are in alphabetical order, LIKE THEY ARE F**KING SUPPOSED TO BE!

 

[Steve]

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

[Barman]

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

 

[Steve]

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.
So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?”
One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!”
So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?”

That’s about as far as I remember.

[Barman]

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.
So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?”
One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!”
So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?”

That’s about as far as I remember.