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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5791 on: March 29, 2020, 07:48:57 AM »
To celebrate all the brave delivery drivers still working , we should all go outside and clap .....

I suggest we all do it .....anytime between 7am and 8 30 pm ........ Thumbs:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5792 on: March 29, 2020, 08:31:20 AM »


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5793 on: March 29, 2020, 12:05:23 PM »
I bought my Grandma a very nice, luxurious toilet brush for her birthday.
But when I went to visit her a couple of weeks later, it wasn't in the bathroom.
I asked Grandma, “Gran, what happened to the toilet brush I gave you?”
“Darling, I'm sorry but I just didn’t like it. It was too scratchy. After all those years, I’ve gotten used to the toilet paper.”
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5794 on: March 29, 2020, 12:12:07 PM »
I bought my Grandma a very nice, luxurious toilet brush for her birthday.
But when I went to visit her a couple of weeks later, it wasn't in the bathroom.
I asked Grandma, “Gran, what happened to the toilet brush I gave you?”
“Darling, I'm sorry but I just didn’t like it. It was too scratchy. After all those years, I’ve gotten used to the toilet paper.”

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5795 on: March 29, 2020, 06:13:05 PM »
Now we're in lockdown I'm having sex almost every day ..
almost on a Monday almost on a Tuesday almost on .....
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5796 on: March 29, 2020, 06:51:49 PM »




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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5797 on: March 30, 2020, 05:21:50 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5798 on: March 30, 2020, 11:37:01 AM »
My brother went to jail. He didn't take it very well. He was yelling insults and attacking everyone,
he even threw his faeces on the wall.
I don't think we will play Monopoly with him again.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5799 on: March 30, 2020, 11:39:46 AM »
My brother went to jail. He didn't take it very well. He was yelling insults and attacking everyone,
he even threw his faeces on the wall.
I don't think we will play Monopoly with him again.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5800 on: March 30, 2020, 12:27:18 PM »
My brother went to jail. He didn't take it very well. He was yelling insults and attacking everyone,
he even threw his faeces on the wall.
I don't think we will play Monopoly with him again.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5801 on: March 30, 2020, 07:36:03 PM »
My brother went to jail. He didn't take it very well. He was yelling insults and attacking everyone,
he even threw his faeces on the wall.
I don't think we will play Monopoly with him again.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5802 on: March 31, 2020, 12:51:09 PM »
Day 9 of the quarantine.
My Wife called out from the other room and asked if I have a stabbing pain in my chest like someone has a voodoo doll of me and is stabbing me.
I said "No."
She responded, "how about now."
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5803 on: March 31, 2020, 12:52:19 PM »
Day 9 of the quarantine.
My Wife called out from the other room and asked if I have a stabbing pain in my chest like someone has a voodoo doll of me and is stabbing me.
I said "No."
She responded, "how about now."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5804 on: March 31, 2020, 04:00:22 PM »




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