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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5643 on: February 16, 2020, 01:43:26 PM »
Since he came out, Phillip Schofield's Twitter account has been plagued with  trolls.............






Ignore them Phil, some people just like to stir the shit............ noooo:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5644 on: February 16, 2020, 02:09:00 PM »
Since he came out, Phillip Schofield's Twitter account has been plagued with  trolls.............






Ignore them Phil, some people just like to stir the shit............ noooo:


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5645 on: February 18, 2020, 08:53:45 PM »
Usain Bolt goes to join a golf club.........


The secretary says "We don't allow blacks at this club. However there's a club 10 minutes down the road that take blacks. ".......

Furious,  Bolt replies "do you know who I am? I'm Usain fucking Bolt!"........ cussing:




"Oh, sorry, " replies the Secretary.  "In that case, it's  5 minutes down the road! ".......... Thumbs:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5646 on: February 18, 2020, 09:47:02 PM »
Usain Bolt goes to join a golf club.........


The secretary says "We don't allow blacks at this club. However there's a club 10 minutes down the road that take blacks. ".......

Furious,  Bolt replies "do you know who I am? I'm Usain fucking Bolt!"........ cussing:




"Oh, sorry, " replies the Secretary.  "In that case, it's  5 minutes down the road! ".......... Thumbs:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5647 on: February 19, 2020, 05:22:25 AM »
Usain Bolt goes to join a golf club.........


The secretary says "We don't allow blacks at this club. However there's a club 10 minutes down the road that take blacks. ".......

Furious,  Bolt replies "do you know who I am? I'm Usain fucking Bolt!"........ cussing:




"Oh, sorry, " replies the Secretary.  "In that case, it's  5 minutes down the road! ".......... Thumbs:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5648 on: February 19, 2020, 12:36:17 PM »
Usain Bolt goes to join a golf club.........


The secretary says "We don't allow blacks at this club. However there's a club 10 minutes down the road that take blacks. ".......

Furious,  Bolt replies "do you know who I am? I'm Usain fucking Bolt!"........ cussing:




"Oh, sorry, " replies the Secretary.  "In that case, it's  5 minutes down the road! ".......... Thumbs:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5649 on: February 21, 2020, 11:24:43 AM »
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night they go to a party.
The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?"
His wife, irritated by her husbands lack of discretion shouts back...

"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5650 on: February 22, 2020, 09:35:02 AM »
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night they go to a party.
The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?"
His wife, irritated by her husbands lack of discretion shouts back...

"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5651 on: February 22, 2020, 10:07:15 AM »
Well done to all the celebrities who showed their support for young Quaden Bayles.....................



It's good to see he's happy and not grumpy anymore............ whistle:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5652 on: February 22, 2020, 10:13:16 AM »
Well done to all the celebrities who showed their support for young Quaden Bayles.....................



It's good to see he's happy and not grumpy anymore............ whistle:


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5653 on: February 22, 2020, 10:22:14 AM »
Well done to all the celebrities who showed their support for young Quaden Bayles.....................



It's good to see he's happy and not grumpy anymore............ whistle:


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5654 on: February 22, 2020, 09:38:36 PM »
A child asked his father, "How were people born?"
So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."
The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me! Mom said We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."
His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Well, whatever nevermind