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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5655 on: February 22, 2020, 09:47:35 PM »
A child asked his father, "How were people born?"
So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."
The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me! Mom said We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."
His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5656 on: February 22, 2020, 11:36:25 PM »
A child asked his father, "How were people born?"
So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."
The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me! Mom said We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."
His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5657 on: February 23, 2020, 05:19:49 AM »
A child asked his father, "How were people born?"
So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."
The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me! Mom said We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."
His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5658 on: February 23, 2020, 07:00:57 PM »



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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5659 on: February 23, 2020, 07:34:25 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5660 on: February 25, 2020, 07:53:41 PM »
Not sure if AFFS (.. evil:  )..

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5661 on: February 25, 2020, 08:19:45 PM »
Not sure if AFFS (.. evil:  )..

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5662 on: February 25, 2020, 08:59:11 PM »
Not sure if AFFS (.. evil:  )..

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5663 on: February 28, 2020, 04:49:15 PM »
The Who: with all your recent public health announcements about the Corona Virus in the news, now might also be a good time to plug your next album.......... Thumbs:

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« Reply #5664 on: February 28, 2020, 05:01:31 PM »
The Who: with all your recent public health announcements about the Corona Virus in the news, now might also be a good time to plug your next album.......... Thumbs:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5665 on: February 28, 2020, 05:44:55 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5666 on: February 28, 2020, 08:24:02 PM »
The Who: with all your recent public health announcements about the Corona Virus in the news, now might also be a good time to plug your next album.......... Thumbs:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5667 on: February 28, 2020, 09:30:19 PM »
The Who: with all your recent public health announcements about the Corona Virus in the news, now might also be a good time to plug your next album.......... Thumbs:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5668 on: February 28, 2020, 10:58:44 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5669 on: February 28, 2020, 11:23:45 PM »
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A popular beat-combo, I am told.

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