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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5310 on: October 16, 2019, 09:48:19 AM »
A Scotsman walks into a bar.........

There's usually an Englishman, Irishman and a Welshman but they're still in Japan!

Is this about footy...?  rubschin:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5311 on: October 16, 2019, 02:13:35 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5312 on: October 16, 2019, 02:39:29 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5313 on: October 16, 2019, 07:40:31 PM »
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It was rugby wasn't it...?  redface:
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Rugby is never called footie
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5314 on: October 16, 2019, 09:34:17 PM »
Miss T got mad at me because she saw me msg an old friend on facebook . I told her it was completely harmless and she said if she caught me doing it again she would smash my head across the keyboard .. eeek:  clearly I don't give a frhdivndhjsjFfohguisaygtrejkbfvwmsnefhjkrelbgvfffirelyquitfgalyeiyfhuiwaklyi    99999999999999999999999dskjhgiruel;9[02q3uifjpio;;;;;q72389rpfyhooiyugfvtude


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5315 on: October 16, 2019, 10:43:38 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5316 on: October 17, 2019, 04:26:57 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5318 on: October 18, 2019, 12:44:57 AM »
The Pill.... the 2nd greatest thing a women can put in their mouth to avoid pregnancy........ Thumbs: Thumbs:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5319 on: October 18, 2019, 04:11:32 AM »
The Pill.... the 2nd greatest thing a women can put in their mouth to avoid pregnancy........ Thumbs: Thumbs:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5320 on: October 18, 2019, 08:08:55 PM »



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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5321 on: October 19, 2019, 04:41:59 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5322 on: October 19, 2019, 10:49:58 PM »
Guy walks into a Pharmacist and asks the man behind the counter for a pack of 3 condoms...........


"I think I'll be needing all of these tonight" he boasts. "I'm going to my girlfriend's for dinner and i'm sure her sister and mum both fancy me as well. They are all gorgeous and I am going to smash all 3!"............



 That night he sits down at the table with the 3 More ladies. When the father comes in, the young man immediately bows his head and prays for 5 mins. The girlfriend leans over and says "I didn't know you were so religious."???



 He replies "I didn't know your dad was a fucking pharmacist!........... eeek:"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5323 on: October 20, 2019, 04:20:13 AM »
Guy walks into a Pharmacist and asks the man behind the counter for a pack of 3 condoms...........


"I think I'll be needing all of these tonight" he boasts. "I'm going to my girlfriend's for dinner and i'm sure her sister and mum both fancy me as well. They are all gorgeous and I am going to smash all 3!"............



 That night he sits down at the table with the 3 More ladies. When the father comes in, the young man immediately bows his head and prays for 5 mins. The girlfriend leans over and says "I didn't know you were so religious."???



 He replies "I didn't know your dad was a fucking pharmacist!........... eeek:"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5324 on: October 20, 2019, 10:24:57 AM »
Guy walks into a Pharmacist and asks the man behind the counter for a pack of 3 condoms...........


"I think I'll be needing all of these tonight" he boasts. "I'm going to my girlfriend's for dinner and i'm sure her sister and mum both fancy me as well. They are all gorgeous and I am going to smash all 3!"............



 That night he sits down at the table with the 3 More ladies. When the father comes in, the young man immediately bows his head and prays for 5 mins. The girlfriend leans over and says "I didn't know you were so religious."???



 He replies "I didn't know your dad was a fucking pharmacist!........... eeek:"

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