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[apc2010]

This is so old it must surely be an Affs but the searchomatic says no:



Two newlyweds go on their honeymoon. As they start getting hot and heavy in the wedding suite, the woman says, “Please be gentle, I’m a virgin.”
 “But how can that be? You’ve been married three times before.”
“I know,” she says. “My first husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it.
My second husband was a gynecologist and he just wanted to look at it.
And my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was… oh God, do I miss him…

 

[Barman]

This is so old it must surely be an Affs but the searchomatic says no:



Two newlyweds go on their honeymoon. As they start getting hot and heavy in the wedding suite, the woman says, “Please be gentle, I’m a virgin.”
 “But how can that be? You’ve been married three times before.”
“I know,” she says. “My first husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it.
My second husband was a gynecologist and he just wanted to look at it.
And my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was… oh God, do I miss him…

 

[apc2010]

 

 

[Barman]

 

 

[Just One More]

 

 

[Steve]

 

 

[Steve]

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.
I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...

[Barman]

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.
I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...

Oldie but goldie! 

[Steve]

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.
I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...

Oldie but goldie! 

  it was certified Affs free

Or was it that I was certified and the joke was free?

[apc2010]

To anybody who can battle through domestic violence, a drug abusing partner who tells them they're worthless everyday and still manage to bring up 6 kids while the other half is down the pub spending all the family earning on alcohol is truly remarkable!..............................!






That's my wife's birthday card filled out, I'm off down the pub........!

[apc2010]

https://www.facebook.com/444719512677736/videos/2265979706844760/?t=74


Prince Harry ........

[Barman]

To anybody who can battle through domestic violence, a drug abusing partner who tells them they're worthless everyday and still manage to bring up 6 kids while the other half is down the pub spending all the family earning on alcohol is truly remarkable!..............................!






That's my wife's birthday card filled out, I'm off down the pub........!

 

Poor Misty... 

[Barman]

https://www.facebook.com/444719512677736/videos/2265979706844760/?t=74


Prince Harry ........

 

[Steve]

To anybody who can battle through domestic violence, a drug abusing partner who tells them they're worthless everyday and still manage to bring up 6 kids while the other half is down the pub spending all the family earning on alcohol is truly remarkable!..............................!






That's my wife's birthday card filled out, I'm off down the pub........!

 

Poor Misty... 

[Steve]

A Scotsman walks into a bar.........

There's usually an Englishman, Irishman and a Welshman but they're still in Japan!