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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5295 on: October 11, 2019, 11:45:15 PM »
This is so old it must surely be an Affs but the searchomatic says no:



Two newlyweds go on their honeymoon. As they start getting hot and heavy in the wedding suite, the woman says, “Please be gentle, I’m a virgin.”
 “But how can that be? You’ve been married three times before.”
“I know,” she says. “My first husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it.
My second husband was a gynecologist and he just wanted to look at it.
And my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was… oh God, do I miss him…

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5296 on: October 12, 2019, 04:42:12 AM »
This is so old it must surely be an Affs but the searchomatic says no:



Two newlyweds go on their honeymoon. As they start getting hot and heavy in the wedding suite, the woman says, “Please be gentle, I’m a virgin.”
 “But how can that be? You’ve been married three times before.”
“I know,” she says. “My first husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it.
My second husband was a gynecologist and he just wanted to look at it.
And my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was… oh God, do I miss him…

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5297 on: October 14, 2019, 10:56:50 PM »




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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5298 on: October 15, 2019, 05:03:59 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5301 on: October 15, 2019, 07:47:12 AM »
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.
I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5302 on: October 15, 2019, 08:22:58 AM »
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.
I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5303 on: October 15, 2019, 01:53:41 PM »
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.
I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...

Oldie but goldie!  razz:
angel1  it was certified Affs free

Or was it that I was certified and the joke was free?
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5304 on: October 15, 2019, 07:39:17 PM »
To anybody who can battle through domestic violence, a drug abusing partner who tells them they're worthless everyday and still manage to bring up 6 kids while the other half is down the pub spending all the family earning on alcohol is truly remarkable!..............................!






That's my wife's birthday card filled out, I'm off down the pub........! Thumbs:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5305 on: October 15, 2019, 07:53:38 PM »

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5306 on: October 16, 2019, 03:19:00 AM »
To anybody who can battle through domestic violence, a drug abusing partner who tells them they're worthless everyday and still manage to bring up 6 kids while the other half is down the pub spending all the family earning on alcohol is truly remarkable!..............................!






That's my wife's birthday card filled out, I'm off down the pub........! Thumbs:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5308 on: October 16, 2019, 08:56:06 AM »
To anybody who can battle through domestic violence, a drug abusing partner who tells them they're worthless everyday and still manage to bring up 6 kids while the other half is down the pub spending all the family earning on alcohol is truly remarkable!..............................!






That's my wife's birthday card filled out, I'm off down the pub........! Thumbs:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5309 on: October 16, 2019, 08:56:49 AM »
A Scotsman walks into a bar.........

There's usually an Englishman, Irishman and a Welshman but they're still in Japan!
Well, whatever nevermind