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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4560 on: May 17, 2018, 05:32:37 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4565 on: May 19, 2018, 08:02:27 PM »
2 dogs in a bar
Dog 1: "I heard a great joke today"
Dog 2: "Let's hear it then"
Dog 1: "Knock kno..."
Dog 2: goes fucking mental
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4566 on: May 19, 2018, 09:44:18 PM »
2 dogs in a bar
Dog 1: "I heard a great joke today"
Dog 2: "Let's hear it then"
Dog 1: "Knock kno..."
Dog 2: goes fucking mental

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4567 on: May 19, 2018, 10:11:44 PM »
2 dogs in a bar
Dog 1: "I heard a great joke today"
Dog 2: "Let's hear it then"
Dog 1: "Knock kno..."
Dog 2: goes fucking mental
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4568 on: Yesterday at 06:23:44 PM »
Last night someone just asked me to sing any line from, ‘Don’t Go Breaking My Heart.’

I couldn't if I tried
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4569 on: Yesterday at 06:30:04 PM »
Last night someone just asked me to sing any line from, ‘Don’t Go Breaking My Heart.’

I couldn't if I tried

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4570 on: Yesterday at 10:05:16 PM »
I went to see my doctor this morning.
"How can I help you?" she asked.
"I found a lump while I was in the bath," I replied, pointing downwards.
"Oh right," she said, "Take your trousers down for me."
After having a good old feel of my bollocks for a few minutes, she said, "I can't feel a lump."
I said, "It's on my toe."
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4571 on: Today at 04:27:06 AM »
I went to see my doctor this morning.
"How can I help you?" she asked.
"I found a lump while I was in the bath," I replied, pointing downwards.
"Oh right," she said, "Take your trousers down for me."
After having a good old feel of my bollocks for a few minutes, she said, "I can't feel a lump."
I said, "It's on my toe."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4572 on: Today at 08:04:04 AM »
I went to see my doctor this morning.
"How can I help you?" she asked.
"I found a lump while I was in the bath," I replied, pointing downwards.
"Oh right," she said, "Take your trousers down for me."
After having a good old feel of my bollocks for a few minutes, she said, "I can't feel a lump."
I said, "It's on my toe."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4573 on: Today at 08:44:17 AM »
I went to see my doctor this morning.
"How can I help you?" she asked.
"I found a lump while I was in the bath," I replied, pointing downwards.
"Oh right," she said, "Take your trousers down for me."
After having a good old feel of my bollocks for a few minutes, she said, "I can't feel a lump."
I said, "It's on my toe."

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