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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3420 on: September 20, 2014, 11:33:09 AM »
“Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life,” my boss told me....

“Well, it got me to the ‘International Sarcasm’ finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009,” I informed him!

“Really?” he asked.

“No,” I replied.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3421 on: September 28, 2014, 08:13:31 PM »


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3423 on: September 29, 2014, 06:11:36 PM »
You only get one chance at this life so make the most of it .

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« Reply #3424 on: September 29, 2014, 06:16:49 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3426 on: September 29, 2014, 06:47:13 PM »
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« Reply #3427 on: September 29, 2014, 06:53:32 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3428 on: October 05, 2014, 03:50:40 PM »
“You won’t need that love,” I told her as she reached into her bag for the condom.

”You’ve had the snip then?” She asked.
   
“Nope. I’ve just come in my pants.”
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3429 on: October 05, 2014, 07:09:17 PM »
“You won’t need that love,” I told her as she reached into her bag for the condom.

”You’ve had the snip then?” She asked.
   
“Nope. I’ve just come in my pants.”

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3430 on: October 05, 2014, 07:10:16 PM »
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« Reply #3431 on: October 05, 2014, 07:10:56 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3432 on: October 06, 2014, 07:19:02 AM »
An old man goes to the barbers for a shave, he tells the barber he wont be able to get every whisker due to the wrinkles in his skin, so the barber gives the old man a small wooden ball to put in his mouth stretching his skin, he then proceeds to give the old man the best shave of his life, "that's great" says the old man "but what would of happened if I had swallowed the ball". "you just bring it back in a few days like everyone else does".
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3433 on: October 06, 2014, 07:28:00 AM »
An old man goes to the barbers for a shave, he tells the barber he wont be able to get every whisker due to the wrinkles in his skin, so the barber gives the old man a small wooden ball to put in his mouth stretching his skin, he then proceeds to give the old man the best shave of his life, "that's great" says the old man "but what would of happened if I had swallowed the ball". "you just bring it back in a few days like everyone else does".
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3434 on: October 06, 2014, 07:33:44 AM »
An old man goes to the barbers for a shave, he tells the barber he wont be able to get every whisker due to the wrinkles in his skin, so the barber gives the old man a small wooden ball to put in his mouth stretching his skin, he then proceeds to give the old man the best shave of his life, "that's great" says the old man "but what would of happened if I had swallowed the ball". "you just bring it back in a few days like everyone else does".
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