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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3393 on: September 06, 2014, 08:18:22 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3394 on: September 07, 2014, 08:08:15 AM »
Possibly one for the Commons  rubschin:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3395 on: September 07, 2014, 08:49:04 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3396 on: September 07, 2014, 09:36:46 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3397 on: September 07, 2014, 09:49:07 AM »
Wonder where the VP laydees fit on this?  rubschin:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3398 on: September 07, 2014, 10:05:54 AM »
Possibly one for the Commons  rubschin:

The Hot Crazy Matrix - A Man's Guide to Women

 rubschin: why did they get the 40 year old virgin to present it?
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3399 on: September 07, 2014, 01:47:33 PM »
I have sent it to The Boy for educational purposes  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: redface: redface: redface:
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« Reply #3400 on: September 07, 2014, 02:22:41 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3401 on: September 07, 2014, 03:20:40 PM »
I am a Unicorn   :thumbsup:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3402 on: September 07, 2014, 03:21:19 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3404 on: September 08, 2014, 01:36:20 PM »
Judy's funeral


Ethel and Margaret at the funeral



Judy married Ted; they had 13 children. Ted died of cancer.


She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.



Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.



Judy remarried again, and this time, she & John had 5 more children.


Judy finally died, after having 25 children, Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they are finally together."



Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend Margaret:

"Do you think he means her first, or second husband, or the one she lost, or who?


Margaret replied whispering: "I think he means her legs dear".
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