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[Barman]

Patrick Lottin tout est planifié un vrai bijou

I posted that ages ago....

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Well I did.... 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

I fecking did! 

I posted the official OK Go video....

http://youtu.be/qybUFnY7Y8w

Betterer than that owld shite that you posted.... 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

 

[apc2010]

Some of the finalists for funniest joke of the Fringe Festival 2014

   1. "I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust" - Tim Vine.
   2. "I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set" - Masai Graham.
   3. "Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief" - Mark Watson.
   4. "I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn't work. You could only fill it in with number ones and number twos" - Bec Hill.
   5. "I wanted to do a show about feminism. But my husband wouldn't let me" - Ria Lina.
   6. "Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal" - Paul F Taylor.
   7. "Scotland had oil, but it's running out thanks to all that deep frying" - Scott Capurro.
   8. "I've been married for 10 years, I haven't made a decision for seven" - Jason Cook.
   9. "This show is about perception and perspective. But it depends how you look at it" - Felicity Ward.



 

[Barman]

Some of the finalists for funniest joke of the Fringe Festival 2014

   1. "I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust" - Tim Vine.
   2. "I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set" - Masai Graham.
   3. "Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief" - Mark Watson.
   4. "I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn't work. You could only fill it in with number ones and number twos" - Bec Hill.
   5. "I wanted to do a show about feminism. But my husband wouldn't let me" - Ria Lina.
   6. "Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal" - Paul F Taylor.
   7. "Scotland had oil, but it's running out thanks to all that deep frying" - Scott Capurro.
   8. "I've been married for 10 years, I haven't made a decision for seven" - Jason Cook.
   9. "This show is about perception and perspective. But it depends how you look at it" - Felicity Ward.



 

 

I was just about to post that first one.... 

[apc2010]

Some of the finalists for funniest joke of the Fringe Festival 2014

   1. "I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust" - Tim Vine.
   2. "I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set" - Masai Graham.
   3. "Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief" - Mark Watson.
   4. "I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn't work. You could only fill it in with number ones and number twos" - Bec Hill.
   5. "I wanted to do a show about feminism. But my husband wouldn't let me" - Ria Lina.
   6. "Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal" - Paul F Taylor.
   7. "Scotland had oil, but it's running out thanks to all that deep frying" - Scott Capurro.
   8. "I've been married for 10 years, I haven't made a decision for seven" - Jason Cook.
   9. "This show is about perception and perspective. But it depends how you look at it" - Felicity Ward.



 

 

I was just about to post that first one.... 

Snooze........

[Barman]

Some of the finalists for funniest joke of the Fringe Festival 2014

   1. "I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust" - Tim Vine.
   2. "I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set" - Masai Graham.
   3. "Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief" - Mark Watson.
   4. "I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn't work. You could only fill it in with number ones and number twos" - Bec Hill.
   5. "I wanted to do a show about feminism. But my husband wouldn't let me" - Ria Lina.
   6. "Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal" - Paul F Taylor.
   7. "Scotland had oil, but it's running out thanks to all that deep frying" - Scott Capurro.
   8. "I've been married for 10 years, I haven't made a decision for seven" - Jason Cook.
   9. "This show is about perception and perspective. But it depends how you look at it" - Felicity Ward.



 

 

I was just about to post that first one.... 

Snooze........

 

[Darwins Selection]

Some of the finalists for funniest joke of the Fringe Festival 2014

   1. "I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust" - Tim Vine.
   2. "I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set" - Masai Graham.
   3. "Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief" - Mark Watson.
   4. "I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn't work. You could only fill it in with number ones and number twos" - Bec Hill.
   5. "I wanted to do a show about feminism. But my husband wouldn't let me" - Ria Lina.
   6. "Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal" - Paul F Taylor.
   7. "Scotland had oil, but it's running out thanks to all that deep frying" - Scott Capurro.
   8. "I've been married for 10 years, I haven't made a decision for seven" - Jason Cook.
   9. "This show is about perception and perspective. But it depends how you look at it" - Felicity Ward.



 

 

I was just about to post that first one.... 

Snooze........

 

So that is now 9 stand-up comedians out of work because everybody has heard their one good joke. 

[apc2010]

Some of the finalists for funniest joke of the Fringe Festival 2014

   1. "I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust" - Tim Vine.
   2. "I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set" - Masai Graham.
   3. "Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief" - Mark Watson.
   4. "I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn't work. You could only fill it in with number ones and number twos" - Bec Hill.
   5. "I wanted to do a show about feminism. But my husband wouldn't let me" - Ria Lina.
   6. "Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal" - Paul F Taylor.
   7. "Scotland had oil, but it's running out thanks to all that deep frying" - Scott Capurro.
   8. "I've been married for 10 years, I haven't made a decision for seven" - Jason Cook.
   9. "This show is about perception and perspective. But it depends how you look at it" - Felicity Ward.



 

 

I was just about to post that first one.... 

Snooze........

 

So that is now 9 stand-up comedians out of work because everybody has heard their one good joke. 

Or one back in work with 9 good jokes.......

[Baldy]

Some of the finalists for funniest joke of the Fringe Festival 2014

   1. "I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust" - Tim Vine.
   2. "I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set" - Masai Graham.
   3. "Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief" - Mark Watson.
   4. "I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn't work. You could only fill it in with number ones and number twos" - Bec Hill.
   5. "I wanted to do a show about feminism. But my husband wouldn't let me" - Ria Lina.
   6. "Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal" - Paul F Taylor.
   7. "Scotland had oil, but it's running out thanks to all that deep frying" - Scott Capurro.
   8. "I've been married for 10 years, I haven't made a decision for seven" - Jason Cook.
   9. "This show is about perception and perspective. But it depends how you look at it" - Felicity Ward.



 

 

I was just about to post that first one.... 

Snooze........

 

So that is now 9 stand-up comedians out of work because everybody has heard their one good joke. 

Or one back in work with 9 good jokes.......

I do not think it werks like that after everyone has heard them. 

[Steve]

 

#3 should have won imho but#1 was good.  They had its author Tim Vine on the Beeb this morning and I have to say he was excellent with the instant wit