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[Baldy]

[Barman]

 

[Snoopy]

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The Smiles on the face of a frequent traveller 

[Pirate]

I have just come out the chip shop eating a pie, a tramp was sat on the floor outside and said "I've had nothing to eat for days".

I said "Bleddy Hell...I wish I had your willpower"

[Barman]

I have just come out the chip shop eating a pie, a tramp was sat on the floor outside and said "I've had nothing to eat for days".

I said "Bleddy Hell...I wish I had your willpower"

  

[apc2010]

I got a slap from a woman at my cookery class last night............





........I only asked if she'd like to try my pork in cider.... 

[Barman]

[apc2010]

Friendship Between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night

The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.

The man called his wife's 10 best friend's. None of them knew about it.


Friendship Between Men:

A man didn't come home one night.

The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house.

The woman called her husband's 10 best friend's.

Eight of them had confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

[Nick]

So true 

[Barman]

[Snoopy]

So true indeed Mr Nick.

When my ex found out I'd slept with at least two of her friends she suggested "Get some bloody friends of your own!"

[Baldy]

So true indeed Mr Nick.

When my ex found out I'd slept with at least two of her friends she suggested "Get some bloody friends of your own!"

They could have not been very good friends of her. 

[apc2010]

So true indeed Mr Nick.

When my ex found out I'd slept with at least two of her friends she suggested "Get some bloody friends of your own!"

They could have not been very good friends of her. 

Pair of dogs ..............????????????????

[Baldy]

Bitches

[Just One More]

So true indeed Mr Nick.

When my ex found out I'd slept with at least two of her friends she suggested "Get some bloody friends of your own!"

They could have not been very good friends of her. 

And the problem is?