Embarrasing moment anyone?

[Landlady]

1) Buying my Jewish boss a pork pie for his lunch - I didn't know his religion and I was only 17 at the time, so not very worldy wise

2) Finding out you don't spell doubt 'dought' after sending out zillions of mailers for the company I was then working for (see 1 above)

3) Explaining recently to the doctors over here that the reason I had sustained a hairline fracture to my heel bone and ankle, plus torn the ligaments in both sides of my ankle was because I chose to willingly jump in the shallow end of the pool ............. guess I should have lied and said Barman threw me down the stairs 

4) Sustaining a very nasty tear to the top of my lip last year because I chose to see what it was like to stick my head inside the upturned chemical tub that I had sunk to the bottom of the pool which had been left floating on the pool and filled up with very hot water just to see how hot it WOULD be when it sunk to the bottom of the pool and THEN finding out that once my head had gone in it wasn't quite so easy to extract it ! Oh no that wasn't me that was Mr. Barman     

[Sour Puss]

4) Sustaining a very nasty tear to the top of my lip last year because I chose to see what it was like to stick my head inside the upturned chemical tub that I had sunk to the bottom of the pool which had been left floating on the pool and filled up with very hot water just to see how hot it WOULD be when it sunk to the bottom of the pool and THEN finding out that once my head had gone in it wasn't quite so easy to extract it ! Oh no that wasn't me that was Mr. Barman     

You may as well admit it now, you are both related to Nick...you have to be. 

[Darwins Selection]

4) Sustaining a very nasty tear to the top of my lip last year because I chose to see what it was like to stick my head inside the upturned chemical tub that I had sunk to the bottom of the pool which had been left floating on the pool and filled up with very hot water just to see how hot it WOULD be when it sunk to the bottom of the pool and THEN finding out that once my head had gone in it wasn't quite so easy to extract it ! Oh no that wasn't me that was Mr. Barman     

You may as well admit it now, you are both related to Nick...you have to be. 

I was thinking that. 

[Bar Wench]

4) Sustaining a very nasty tear to the top of my lip last year because I chose to see what it was like to stick my head inside the upturned chemical tub that I had sunk to the bottom of the pool which had been left floating on the pool and filled up with very hot water just to see how hot it WOULD be when it sunk to the bottom of the pool and THEN finding out that once my head had gone in it wasn't quite so easy to extract it ! Oh no that wasn't me that was Mr. Barman     

 

Seriously though, damn good job you two left the UK don't think we could cope with Nick and you! 

[Barman]

4) Sustaining a very nasty tear to the top of my lip last year because I chose to see what it was like to stick my head inside the upturned chemical tub that I had sunk to the bottom of the pool which had been left floating on the pool and filled up with very hot water just to see how hot it WOULD be when it sunk to the bottom of the pool and THEN finding out that once my head had gone in it wasn't quite so easy to extract it ! Oh no that wasn't me that was Mr. Barman     

 

Seriously though, damn good job you two left the UK don't think we could cope with Nick and you! 

[ice and a slice]

I once had a disastrous holiday job at a posh hotel in Hunstanton.  Embarrassing moments include:-

- Spilling whole contents of tray of 3 meals on floor in posh restaurant
- Tripping over step with another tray of food - 5 meals and went headfirst into prawn curry (gave the restaurant's guests a good laugh )

- Kicked 2 way swinging door to restaurant open so hard it flew back into my face and - yes tray of food flew out of hands

- Serving soup some g*t threw his arms up when telling a story and knocked a very hot bowl of soup over me

- Dropping spoon, fork and contents of bowl on to guest's head when attempting silver service

- Managed to topple dessert trolley with full contents

I guess I was never destined to be a waitress!!

Many others including toga slipping down at toga party (no bra) and the hold up stocking episode where it fell down in the middle of Bentalls and had to hitch up behind shoe racks in full view of very shocked man.

[Darwins Selection]

- a posh hotel
- in Hunstanton.

That part did make the tale seem a bit far fetched.

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

- a posh hotel
- in Hunstanton.

That part did make the tale seem a bit far fetched.

Look, DS, just because your competitor hales from that part of the country is no justification for running it down like that!






It can do it perfectly well on its own thankyou!

[Darwins Selection]

- a posh hotel
- in Hunstanton.

That part did make the tale seem a bit far fetched.

Look, DS, just because your competitor hales from that part of the country is no justification for running it down like that!



It can do it perfectly well on its own thankyou!

Just kneejerk reaction, sorry.

I see I got smote by someone

My life in double figure Karma looks as if it will be a short one.

[ice and a slice]

- a posh hotel
- in Hunstanton.

That part did make the tale seem a bit far fetched.

Well not posh as in the Ritz but still fairly posh.

[Darwins Selection]

- a posh hotel
- in Hunstanton.

That part did make the tale seem a bit far fetched.

Well not posh as in the Ritz but still fairly posh.

What, a roof and everything?

And a menu offering things that don't contain turnip?

My mistake. 

 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

- a posh hotel
- in Hunstanton.

That part did make the tale seem a bit far fetched.

Well not posh as in the Ritz but still fairly posh.

What, a roof and everything?

And a menu offering things that don't contain turnip? or turkey 

My mistake. 

 

[ice and a slice]

- a posh hotel
- in Hunstanton.

That part did make the tale seem a bit far fetched.

Well not posh as in the Ritz but still fairly posh.

What, a roof and everything?

And a menu offering things that don't contain turnip?

My mistake. 

 

Yes there was definitely baked beans on the menu as well - and they put the chips on a doily!  On special nights they'd even change the chip pan oil!

[Darwins Selection]

- a posh hotel
- in Hunstanton.

That part did make the tale seem a bit far fetched.

Well not posh as in the Ritz but still fairly posh.

What, a roof and everything?

And a menu offering things that don't contain turnip?

My mistake. 

 

Yes there was definitely baked beans on the menu as well - and they put the chips on a doily!  On special nights they'd even change the chip pan oil!

Class!!

 

[Barman]

I once had a disastrous holiday job at a posh hotel in Hunstanton.  Embarrassing moments include:-

- Spilling whole contents of tray of 3 meals on floor in posh restaurant
- Tripping over step with another tray of food - 5 meals and went headfirst into prawn curry (gave the restaurant's guests a good laugh )

- Kicked 2 way swinging door to restaurant open so hard it flew back into my face and - yes tray of food flew out of hands

- Serving soup some g*t threw his arms up when telling a story and knocked a very hot bowl of soup over me

- Dropping spoon, fork and contents of bowl on to guest's head when attempting silver service

- Managed to topple dessert trolley with full contents

I guess I was never destined to be a waitress!!

Many others including toga slipping down at toga party (no bra) and the hold up stocking episode where it fell down in the middle of Bentalls and had to hitch up behind shoe racks in full view of very shocked man.

I ?spec management were fine with that lot but kicked you out when they saw the size of your handbag!