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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Barman Health Status Update
« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2007, 04:20:06 PM »
Pay attention Mrs Barman: drink the beer quickly and it doesn't get warm.

Enjoy the vino :-)
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Re: Barman Health Status Update
« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2007, 04:22:11 PM »
Give the owld bugger a BIG bear hug from me will you, and tell him all about my de-fraggin' I've been doing. He'll be surely most impressed and it'll cheer him up immensely no doubt. cloud9:

Come to think of it, I'd better pop over and give you the BIG bear 'ug instead, before it goes cold...like. angel1
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Re: Barman Health Status Update
« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2007, 04:54:08 PM »
I'm raisng a glass to his speedy return even as I speak, tripe, type  redface:

By the way, what's the Cypriot equivalent of Pastis? ... Isn't it Ouzo or something? Turns white when you add water...

Come to think of it, I know someone like that...  ;)
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Re: Barman Health Status Update
« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2007, 06:28:48 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 06, 2007, 04:54:08 PM
Isn't it Ouzo or something? Turns white when you add water...
Michael Jackson?
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Re: Barman Health Status Update
« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2007, 06:33:34 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 06, 2007, 06:28:48 PM
Quote from: Pastis on July 06, 2007, 04:54:08 PM
Isn't it Ouzo or something? Turns white when you add water...
Michael Jackson?

Now THAT did make me laugh you daft turkey twiddlin' twat. lol:

'Av an applaud on me. ;)
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Re: Barman Health Status Update
« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2007, 07:09:54 PM »
Dear Darwin - I think I've also managed to 'appalud' you too for the witty reposte to Pastis but if I havent consider it an appauld owed when 'himself' is back in the chair.

Dear All - Latest update, following doctors visit this p.m. - himself (venerated leader/exulated one blah blah blah) should (hold your breath all of you now) could be fit to leave the infirmary sometime Monday 9th July (phew whee - let that inhalation out everyone and relax....) Hacking, spluttering and general chest infection malaise now responding to the drug cocktail   ;D

Visiting again morning tomorrow so will post further update after that.

Cheers and bye for now
Mrs. Barman  razz:

PS) Growler thanks for the hug offer but could you please shave your back BEFORE nipping over to CY to implement your offer  eyes:

PPS) Pastis - not sure on your query, think its Ouzo but it also could be Domestos - that is clear and then turns white when I add water to clear any  sink drain blockage ::)  Local firewater this side of the oceans is Zivana - clear, drunk neat, smells like actetone, no affect whatsoever UNTIL you try and stand again and then find it has rubberised your legs... Want a bottle sent over to test?

   
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Re: Barman Health Status Update
« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2007, 07:21:37 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 06, 2007, 07:09:54 PM
Dear Darwin - I think I've also managed to 'appalud' you too for the witty reposte to Pastis but if I havent consider it an appauld owed when 'himself' is back in the chair.

Dear All - Latest update, following doctors visit this p.m. - himself (venerated leader/exulated one blah blah blah) should (hold your breath all of you now) could be fit to leave the infirmary sometime Monday 9th July (phew whee - let that inhalation out everyone and relax....) Hacking, spluttering and general chest infection malaise now responding to the drug cocktail   ;D

Visiting again morning tomorrow so will post further update after that.

Cheers and bye for now
Mrs. Barman  razz:


Ho Hum  I suppose it'll all be back to normal soon....  tunble:

Maybe we could do with a lively landlady around here!     
I guess that also means you won't be sending over the (remaining) homebrew?
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Re: Barman Health Status Update
« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2007, 08:19:17 PM »
Dear Bouncer - I could do (as requested send the remaining Home Brew over) but did he tell you how many of the bottles EXPLODED bom in the garage 'whilst' the fermentation process was completing.

At least 1/4 of the original brewed stock in amazing  shocked: episodes - one particular incident (contained explosion) blew the lid off the cool box they were being stored in, whilst it had a crate of 12 bottles of Carlsberg on top of it and during the explosion threw the crate so far across the garage it landed on his tool box  eeek: and broke that too!  Honest injun!!!!

You want to put something that combustible inside your body - remember there are only normally two routes of outage - unless you also want to count your ears (which could explode) your ears (which could explode) and your nose (which could explode)......

Wow what a marketing dream, perhaps I need to re-think my position, okay memebers vote now - How about the bar being the first to stock?

 drumroll:    AreYouBraveEnoughBrew - Probably the most dangerous beer in the world   drumroll:   barman: No wonder this barman is hiding!


   
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Re: Barman Health Status Update
« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2007, 10:54:17 PM »
Something tells me that when mine host returns, his good lady may not be readily torn away from joining in with our fun. whistle:

Will you be getting a new, larger spittoon to celebrate his homecoming? sick2:
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Re: Barman Health Status Update
« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2007, 11:31:49 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 06, 2007, 08:19:17 PM
Dear Bouncer - I could do (as requested send the remaining Home Brew over) but did he tell you how many of the bottles EXPLODED bom in the garage 'whilst' the fermentation process was completing.

You want to put something that combustible inside your body - remember there are only normally two routes of outage - unless you also want to count your ears (which could explode) your ears (which could explode) and your nose (which could explode)......

Wow what a marketing dream, perhaps I need to re-think my position, okay memebers vote now - How about the bar being the first to stock?

 drumroll:    AreYouBraveEnoughBrew - Probably the most dangerous beer in the world   drumroll:   barman: No wonder this barman is hiding!
   

 eeek:    Who said anything about drinking it?

I have heard all about the catalogue of explosions and devastation caused, but try and understand that we terrorists here in the UK are now reduced to Popcorn and fizzy drinks with which to blow important people up.   whistle:

We really need some proper explosives!

OK! You could market it as "Bye, Bye Prime Minister Brew" if you want, but I reserve the right to say to him "Hey - It's my round I think" and him being Scottish could simply not resist!   8)

Think of the reputation!   You'll have orders coming in from all over the world.   You could blow up Muslims and they couldn't use it back........  Ohhh!   Think of the fun to be had in Australia, and Israel - you get the picture?

Just ship it as personal beverage and Nick and I will do the rest (with a little help from The Boy) when The Prime Minister drops into his kitchen for a quick one.

On the off chance that I haven't been arrested by MI5 or Special Branch, I'll see y'all tomorrow.     noooo:



 
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Re: Barman Health Status Update
« Reply #25 on: July 07, 2007, 02:10:42 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 06, 2007, 03:38:23 PM
Good move Tel.

The only problem is the beer warms up very quickly, so you have to drink faster.

Life is SUCH a struggle

(Insert smiley of smug git)


So another fine government idea ruined. 

Skin cancer and increased alcohol consumption  whacky069 well done tony happ096
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Re: Barman Health Status Update
« Reply #26 on: July 07, 2007, 04:02:23 PM »
And we will also be in CCTV land so "they" will know we are all militant smokers and drinkers.

Shame on us...
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