Barman Health Status Update

[Barman]

Dear Boozy Ones

Following my visit to Barman this morning I can confirm that he remains stable (nay hay nay?) - the steroids appear to be fighting the chest constriction (maybe re-releasing the 'bra straps' thread helped  - is someone out there trying to point me towards something I should know about    ) but he is far from being fit enough to come back to our home on the little prairie just yet   

I cheered him up by taking in a print out of your posts on the previous Barman is Unwell thread and he says 'awh shucks didn't know they cared' ... then he said offer them all another drink on the house but I think by then he was mildly delirious on the drug cocktail!

Just to set your minds at rest (well Darwin's anyway) as far as I could tell this morning the lower appendages of the Barman remain intact so I dont believe this hospitalisation will result in gender change, unless someone has experience of adverse side effects in that area due to IV steroids. I thought they built muscle, made you run fast and jump high 

Anyway must go now, business to run etc etc
Cheers to all
Mrs. Barman

Question:  Barman says Mrs. Barman is a 'BIG GIRL' in what way?  I can feel a domestic rumbling here.....come on dish the dirt on what your venerated leader (oh ha ha ha) has been saying   

[Nick]

 

The Landlady seems to be getting the measure of this place

 

[Bar Wench]

I missed the "big girl" reference! 

[Nick]

Don't bother your little head over that. Anyhow, these things are comparative

[Grumpmeister]

Question:  Barman says Mrs. Barman is a 'BIG GIRL' in what way?  I can feel a domestic rumbling here.....come on dish the dirt on what your venerated leader (oh ha ha ha) has been saying   

He meant that you have a larger than life character and your personality lights up the room. 



You owe me some Karma for bailling you out there Barman 

[Bar Wench]

Question:  Barman says Mrs. Barman is a 'BIG GIRL' in what way?  I can feel a domestic rumbling here.....come on dish the dirt on what your venerated leader (oh ha ha ha) has been saying   

He meant that you have a larger than life character and your personality lights up the room. 



You owe me some Karma for bailling you out there Barman[/size] 

[Nick]

SO MRs Barman has big knockers then. And a blonde.

Pics required (when he is well enough)

[Darwins Selection]

SO MRs Barman has big knockers then. And a blonde.

Pics required (when he is well enough)

Of course that is not what I meant!

"Big" as in grown-up, level headed and broadminded.

Shame on you all for thinking it referred to mammary endowment.

However, if the cup fits, a few pictures would help . . . .

[Grumpmeister]

Question:  Barman says Mrs. Barman is a 'BIG GIRL' in what way?  I can feel a domestic rumbling here.....come on dish the dirt on what your venerated leader (oh ha ha ha) has been saying   

He meant that you have a larger than life character and your personality lights up the room. 



You owe me some Karma for bailling you out there Barman[/size] 

Thats right Wench, hit him when he's down 

[Nick]

SO MRs Barman has big knockers then. And a blonde.

Pics required (when he is well enough)

Of course that is not what I meant!

"Big" as in grown-up, level headed and broadminded.

Shame on you all for thinking it referred to mammary endowment.

However, if the cup fits, a few pictures would help . . . .

Quite right. Some people in this bar should wash their mouths out with Carbolic.


Tut

[The Moan Ranger]

I am currently washing my mouth out with Young's finest, whilst smoking in the garden of my local in the glorious Surrey sunshine. Never thought the smoking ban would lead to me getting a sun-tan!

(Insert smiley of sun tanned type bod, as I can't do it on the Blackberry...)

[Nick]

Bastardo!

[tel]

I am currently washing my mouth out with Young's finest, whilst smoking in the garden of my local in the glorious Surrey sunshine. Never thought the smoking ban would lead to me getting a sun-tan!

(Insert smiley of sun tanned type bod, as I can't do it on the Blackberry...)

I will shortly be making my way towards a pint of Youngs, hope the sun keeps shining.

[The Moan Ranger]

Good move Tel.

The only problem is the beer warms up very quickly, so you have to drink faster.

Life is SUCH a struggle

(Insert smiley of smug git)

[Barman]

Knockers - what a quaint old English phrase  

Seems to infer that those of us in the human species lucky enough to be 'blessed' with such fondly referred to appendages can double up their usefulness in this world as vestibule entry points for when 'Avon' come calling ...........

As for pictures of the aforementioned knockers ever being made available to you refined imbibers DREAM ON  sex023

Dont worry absolutely no offence taken (honest) but if any of you would like to make amends please post your monetary donations to the Knockers Fund c/o Mrs. Landlady (oh yes I am for the moment - te he!) Cyprus - I will off course then invest payment receipts in copious purchase of 'Brasso' to ensure said items remain in peak shine condition  

Enjoy your warm beer and sunshine - off to open a nice bottle of red vino and down a few medicinal glasses myself  

Actually this posting lark is quite fun - now I know why Barman spends so much time down in his subterranean lair - and here was I thinking it was just his ruse to get out of household chores   I'll miss you motely lot when Barman returns and I'm not allowed to play any more