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Offline Nick

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Give me your bank details!
« on: July 06, 2007, 07:56:50 AM »
No, not those Nigerian scammers, the sodding taxman! Surprised nobody else has mentioned this. They want powers to remove money directly from our bank accounts without a court order.

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Re: Give me your bank details!
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2007, 08:25:20 AM »


Are the only details they'll get from me.
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Re: Give me your bank details!
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2007, 08:50:32 AM »
I noticed the news this morning was on about there being a hefty cock up by inland revenue meaning that 1 Million people have been paying too much tax...


I wonder if that means I can have their bank details so that I can get back any excess from them.  whistle:
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Re: Give me your bank details!
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2007, 09:40:37 AM »
I noticed the news this morning was on about there being a hefty cock up by inland revenue meaning that 1 Million people have been paying too much tax...


I wonder if that means I can have their bank details so that I can get back any excess from them.  whistle:


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Re: Give me your bank details!
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2007, 09:55:59 AM »
I was being sarcastic oh ancient wise one  point:
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Re: Give me your bank details!
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2007, 10:00:04 AM »
I was being sarcastic oh ancient wise one  point:

I don't think he was taking the mick but...

The one million refers to people who have paid the wrong amount of tax. Both over and under;)

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« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2007, 10:14:39 AM »
I was being sarcastic oh ancient wise one  point:

And I was being appreciative of your humour.
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Re: Give me your bank details!
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2007, 10:37:21 AM »
 redface: I stand corrected.
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