I'd be willing to help you out and for you to put one of them in my name - just for security purposes 
You can trust me - I'm a wumman 

Nice idea but that
lawyer shark wanted sight of bank statements and explanations of expenditure for the year prior to the divorce. Two gifts of ?500 each to my parents, who were struggling as Dad had a couple of heart attacks, were deemed as having been "an attempt to hide assets to avoid payment"