I'd be willing to help you out and  for you to put one of them in my name  - just for security purposes  
You can trust me - I'm a wumman  
 
Nice idea but that 
lawyer shark wanted sight of bank statements and explanations of expenditure for the year prior to the divorce. Two gifts of ?500 each to my parents, who were struggling as Dad had a couple of heart attacks, were deemed as having been "an attempt to hide assets to avoid payment"