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Offline Snoopy

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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #30 on: July 06, 2007, 10:56:02 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 06, 2007, 10:52:58 AM
Quote from: Marleys Ghost on July 06, 2007, 10:50:08 AM
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Quote from: Bar Wench on July 06, 2007, 08:32:12 AM
FREE DRINKS!!!  eeek: Banghead cussing: eeek:

Why thank you Wenchy, I'll have a double Glenmorangie on ice please  eyes:

 eeek: Never, ever, mix a good malt with ice!  eeek:
Correct.

In fact, never mix it with anything but a glass and your tonsils.

I was always taught that a good malt should ALWAYS be mixed with ................. another drop o' the same please
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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #31 on: July 06, 2007, 11:04:14 AM »
Unfortunately the office doesnt have a bar  cussing:
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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #32 on: July 06, 2007, 11:09:02 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2007, 11:04:14 AM
Unfortunately the office doesnt have a bar  cussing:
Damned coloureds! ::)
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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #33 on: July 06, 2007, 07:31:35 PM »
Inform Mr Barman that I have put my invasion of Poland on hold till he is well (he was booked for the catering) The troops and the band send love
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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #34 on: July 06, 2007, 07:57:19 PM »
GOS - Will do SIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!
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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #35 on: July 07, 2007, 07:52:52 PM »
Sorry - woefully behind on bar activity.  Please give my best to Mr Barman.  May the glory of his grumpiness be fully restored very soon.

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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #36 on: July 07, 2007, 08:19:59 PM »
Dear I&AS - Just about to sign off now but Barman did ask whether or not you signed on in his absence, so he must have missed you too!
Will pass on your best wishes
Mrs. Barman
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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #37 on: July 08, 2007, 02:16:36 AM »
Kindly convey my respects, Mrs B and may his shadow never grow thinner.

He is surely pissed, sorry missed ...  whacky115
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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #38 on: July 08, 2007, 07:31:58 AM »
Quote from: ice and a slice on July 07, 2007, 07:52:52 PM
Sorry - woefully behind on bar activity.  Please give my best to Mr Barman.  May the glory of his grumpiness be fully restored very soon.



Been busy doing packing and other stuff as we're off on 17th emigrating from the UK to Cyprus, not too far from you!!! Maybe see you soon. ;D 8)
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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #39 on: July 09, 2007, 04:53:50 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 06, 2007, 08:18:12 AM
If our dear barman is unwell and hospitalised then we should all raise our glasses and wish him health, on the house.

I shall be happy to dispense free drinks to you all until he returns.

The less trusting side of me wonders at the sequence of events unfolding:

1. Barman refers to feeling unwell for a few days.
2. Barman goes into hospital.
3. "Mrs Barman" appears and writes messages to a similar, or higher, intelectual standard than Barman.

Do we have a covert surgical release of the 'inner woman' I ask?


Anyway, I am sure we all say get well soon to him and/or her. ;)
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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #40 on: July 11, 2007, 06:56:49 AM »
Good news!  cloud9:

Doctor says I can stop intravenous drugs today and have the canular (or however you spell it) taken out? If I don?t peg it in the next 24 hours I can go home? although I suppose if I do peg it in the next 24 hours I can go home too so it is a win-win situation really!  rubschin:
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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #41 on: July 11, 2007, 07:52:54 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 11, 2007, 06:56:49 AM
although I suppose if I do peg it in the next 24 hours I can go home too
That is the cheaper way as they can put you in the post rather than a taxi. ;D
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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #42 on: July 11, 2007, 07:53:36 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 11, 2007, 06:56:49 AM
Good news!  cloud9:

Doctor says I can stop intravenous drugs today and have the canular (or however you spell it) taken out? If I don?t peg it in the next 24 hours I can go home? although I suppose if I do peg it in the next 24 hours I can go home too so it is a win-win situation really!  rubschin:


Excellent!! If you do kick the bucket can I have your stamp collection?
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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #43 on: July 11, 2007, 09:04:14 AM »
Is he back? The troops are getting restless
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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #44 on: July 11, 2007, 09:05:17 AM »
No, I hear on the quiet that it is touch and go at present, but obviously he doesn't know that, so keep it to yourself.

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