Heard a fantastic story from a mate of mine yesterday while I wasn't mowing the lawn.
He rents out a house in Chester to some students and had gone round to insepct it while they were moving out. He noticed the washing machine door was broekn and pointed this out. He added that the damage done was indicative of the machine being overloaded.
"That would be Joe."
"Why?"
"He is very eco friendly and crams as much stuff in as he can on each wash to save the planet."
"Well he hasn't saved the washer. Where is he?"
"On his way home."
"My mate said, "Right, I'll give him a call."
"He won't be there yet."
"When did he leave?"
"Last Tuesday."
"Where does he live?"
"Taunton, but he has gone on his bike." (

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"What about his stuff?"
"He has built a small trailer out of scrap wood and is towing it all home"
Note that his possessions, include, amongst other things, a futon!