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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #60 on: January 04, 2010, 10:46:13 PM »
Is the fold down bit the iPod dock and the blue vase to shove up your arse for being enough of a twat to own an iPod?

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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #61 on: January 04, 2010, 10:50:50 PM »

I am glad you asked that. I haven't a clue either  noooo:

Modern shite. ::)

If it ain't got valves plugs 'n' points and a condensor, it is SHITE, believe me. sick2:

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Not sure on that there Zen, the Zen x-Fi's are meant to be good if you want to reproduce the hiss' as per growler.

The beauty of the Archos is it's an internet browser that'll connect and perform a simple task quicker than a laptop will boot, it's wireless meaning I can access anything on my or any other hard drive to steal films and music and it can play hd films just in case i'm going blind from watching those films.

Mort, I've got mine from fleabay from the good ol US, if it comes I'll message you the seller, at ?150 all told I think I'm on a winner...

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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #62 on: December 21, 2013, 08:06:43 PM »
All nice and ready like  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #63 on: December 21, 2013, 08:09:20 PM »
I got an embroidered picture like....
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #64 on: December 21, 2013, 08:10:13 PM »
You opened it already? eeek: Shocked:

Of what?
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #65 on: December 21, 2013, 08:13:04 PM »
You opened it already? eeek: Shocked:

Of what?

Cars...

Wait, I have another pressie here.... I'll open that too...

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Socks... ::)


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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #66 on: December 21, 2013, 08:16:21 PM »
Mrs Nick and the Boy gave me a sealed bag of something VERY heavy  rubschin:
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #67 on: December 21, 2013, 08:21:14 PM »
Mrs Nick and the Boy gave me a sealed bag of something VERY heavy  rubschin:

Lead.
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #68 on: December 21, 2013, 08:22:19 PM »
Mrs Nick and the Boy gave me a sealed bag of something VERY heavy  rubschin:

A book?




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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #69 on: December 21, 2013, 08:25:51 PM »
Mrs Nick and the Boy gave me a sealed bag of something VERY heavy  rubschin:

Coal....................

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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #70 on: December 21, 2013, 08:33:14 PM »
Roy Orbison  rubschin:
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #71 on: December 21, 2013, 08:35:43 PM »
Bloody hell, I just googled Roy Orbison  eeek:
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #73 on: December 22, 2013, 01:34:44 AM »
Mrs Nick and the Boy gave me a sealed bag of something VERY heavy  rubschin:

A book?




Apey is hoping someone gets me a David Moyes table lamp - looks good in the middle of the table


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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #74 on: December 25, 2013, 10:18:48 AM »
Mrs Nick and the Boy gave me a sealed bag of something VERY heavy  rubschin:

A book?




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Turned out to be 11 varieties of pickled vegetables  rubschin:
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