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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #30 on: December 26, 2009, 12:50:26 PM »
I got a dressing gown and a cardigan ~ I think they may be getting me ready for a home  rubschin:
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #31 on: December 26, 2009, 07:17:23 PM »
 lol:

And the THW - did she get everything she wanted ?  scared2:
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #32 on: December 26, 2009, 08:01:20 PM »
I got a dressing gown and a cardigan ~ I think they may be getting me ready for a home  rubschin:

Do either of the items ssmell of stale urine?
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #33 on: December 26, 2009, 08:03:45 PM »
Not yet, but wait till Tuesday  whistle:
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #34 on: December 26, 2009, 10:04:40 PM »
I got a dressing gown and a cardigan ~ I think they may be getting me ready for a home  rubschin:

Do either of the items ssmell of stale urine?

It ssssseems that I have developed a sssstutter. eeek:
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #35 on: December 27, 2009, 10:19:28 AM »
lol:

And the THW - did she get everything she wanted ?  scared2:

 shrugs: Impossible to tell with her. The boys are, however, thrilled with everything.
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #36 on: January 03, 2010, 02:15:00 PM »
Chocolates - again!

With a note - sorry we couldn't find any sugared almonds...

Look in my kitchen cupboard, there's four years worth, I'm diabetic!

On the plus side I'm awaiting delivery on a fantastic gift, Archos 5.  A fine choice, 250gb of music, video, internet et al.  A brilliant choice of gift, considered, needed and a little flamboyant.

Well done me!

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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #37 on: January 03, 2010, 02:24:26 PM »
Chocolates - again!

With a note - sorry we couldn't find any sugared almonds...

Look in my kitchen cupboard, there's four years worth, I'm diabetic!


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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #38 on: January 04, 2010, 08:51:08 AM »
On the plus side I'm awaiting delivery on a fantastic gift, Archos 5.  A fine choice, 250gb of music, video, internet et al.  A brilliant choice of gift, considered, needed and a little flamboyant.

I'm thinking of getting one of those to replace my Zen. A bit extravagent though.  rubschin:

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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #39 on: January 04, 2010, 09:02:22 AM »
On the plus side I'm awaiting delivery on a fantastic gift, Archos 5.  A fine choice, 250gb of music, video, internet et al.  A brilliant choice of gift, considered, needed and a little flamboyant.

I'm thinking of getting one of those to replace my Zen. A bit extravagent though.  rubschin:

Archosis, Zens? confused:
Never 'eard of either of them tbqath.

Are they some sort of gramaphone players like?

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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #40 on: January 04, 2010, 09:04:24 AM »
I am glad you asked that. I haven't a clue either  noooo:
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #41 on: January 04, 2010, 09:06:49 AM »
I am glad you asked that. I haven't a clue either  noooo:

Modern shite. ::)

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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #42 on: January 04, 2010, 09:10:03 AM »

I am glad you asked that. I haven't a clue either  noooo:

Modern shite. ::)

If it ain't got valves plugs 'n' points and a condensor, it is SHITE, believe me. sick2:

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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #43 on: January 04, 2010, 09:11:49 AM »
 Shrugs:
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #44 on: January 04, 2010, 09:16:05 AM »
Shrugs:

Modern shite. ::)

I've got choccy biccys that I dunk in me coffee bigger then those 'things'.