The all new worst Christmas presents thread

[Nick]

And I've got a transistor radio 

[GROWLER]

And I've got a transistor radio 

You've actually moved up one place on me social ladder now stating that.

THIS is a proper reliable sound system:



 

[Uncle Mort]

That's no use, it hasn't even got a USB port.

[Nick]

And I've got a transistor radio 

You've actually moved up one place on me social ladder now stating that.

THIS is a proper reliable sound system:



 

Is that the new model?

[GROWLER]

That's no use, it hasn't even got a USB port.

It's got 'jack plugs' on the back control panel for plugging the reel to reel in ffs. what more could you possibly need ey, WHAT exactly? 

[Snoopy]

  You makes I larf.

[GROWLER]

That's no use, it hasn't even got a USB port.

Quite frankly, I disappointed in you UM.  
I thought you were one of the 'old school'and appreciated the better things in life from the past, when things were so much more....
laid back, reliable and relaxed.
I've had enough of all this modern humdrum rushin' around with the latest must have gadget hanging out me ear.  

[Darwins Selection]

And I've got a transistor radio 

You've actually moved up one place on me social ladder now stating that.

THIS is a proper reliable sound system:



 

 

[Miss Demeanour]

Just a huge dust magnet 

[Snoopy]

Just a huge dust magnet 

Wimmin 

[Nick]

Just a huge dust magnet 

Who? Growler or DS? 

[Barman]

Just a huge dust magnet 

Who? Growler or DS? 

Nintendo DS? 

[Darwins Selection]

Just a huge dust magnet  

Who? Growler or DS?  

Nintendo DS?  

No thank you.

Never liked Japanese drinks 

[Snoopy]

Just a huge dust magnet 

Who? Growler or DS? 

Nintendo DS? 

No thank you.

 

[GROWLER]

And I've got a transistor radio 

You've actually moved up one place on me social ladder now stating that.

THIS is a proper reliable sound system:



 

 

SEE! It's not just me then. Caveman my very fat arse.