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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #15 on: December 25, 2009, 04:12:56 PM »
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #16 on: December 25, 2009, 08:10:31 PM »
Right on time, I get what appears to be swine flu tonight. Only one thing for it - drink heavily.
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #17 on: December 25, 2009, 10:49:27 PM »
Ho ho ho. Eight pints of Ordinary, ten bottles of Leffe and one big bottle of Carlsberg Special Naked Ale later, I feel the time for bed is approaching. 
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #18 on: December 26, 2009, 07:49:55 AM »
Oh my head...  noooo:
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #19 on: December 26, 2009, 08:14:09 AM »
Has LL clubbed you?

I said

HAS LL CLUBBED YOU??
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #20 on: December 26, 2009, 08:21:03 AM »
She's prolly blending up a hangover cure with the food mixer as we speak - on full throttle mode  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #21 on: December 26, 2009, 08:21:47 AM »
That sound like a very noisy process  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #22 on: December 26, 2009, 08:24:29 AM »
No, I have not been clubbed... I don't think so anyway...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #23 on: December 26, 2009, 09:06:14 AM »
Late entry on the presents front...... I got a mug  rubschin:

Not too bad in itself like - quite practical you may say.

However when you put hot water in it the clothes off the bloke on the mug disappear and he becomes very , very naked  eeek:

But I don't drink hot drinks  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #24 on: December 26, 2009, 10:44:09 AM »
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #25 on: December 26, 2009, 10:49:57 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 26, 2009, 09:06:14 AM
Late entry on the presents front...... I got a mug  rubschin:

Not too bad in itself like - quite practical you may say.

However when you put hot water in it the clothes off the bloke on the mug disappear and he becomes very , very naked  eeek:

But I don't drink hot drinks  Banghead Banghead Banghead

From your mum?
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #26 on: December 26, 2009, 11:52:37 AM »
 lol:

No from my friend's daughter  eeek:
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #27 on: December 26, 2009, 11:58:30 AM »
Who knows your wishes  angel1
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #28 on: December 26, 2009, 12:45:21 PM »
I got nothing I didn't like.

I gave Mrs S#2 a new lap-top. Packard Bell Butterfly, all singing, all dancing spec:
    *  Intel Pentium Dual-Core processor SU4100
    * (1.3Ghz, 800Mhz, 2MB Cache)
    * Genuine Windows(R) 7 Home Premium
    * 4GB Memory
    * 320GB Hard drive
    * Up to 8 hours battery life
    * Webcam
    * LED Backlit screen
    * HDMI connectivity
    * Aliminium cover

From the children she got a new mobile phone, a CD collection of 70 years of the Topic Records label (Folk music, I hate it but she loves it) and another "shoe" for her collection of "Just the Right Shoe" (Google it if you really want to know. Wenchy understands)

So like BM I think practical but unlike BM I also thing personal.

I am now skint  sad24:
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #29 on: December 26, 2009, 12:46:59 PM »
You got socks  point:
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