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The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« on: December 25, 2009, 11:04:39 AM »
I bought the Boy a self assembly remote controlled hovercraft. They are with friends. He assembled it and it set off. SO did their cat  redface:
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2009, 11:05:53 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2009, 11:07:41 AM »
I bought LL a Kenwood Chef...  redface:
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2009, 11:08:28 AM »
She will put your giblets in it  point:

I wonder what the Growler family exchanged  rubschin:
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2009, 11:25:14 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 25, 2009, 11:08:28 AM
She will put your giblets in it  point:

I wonder what the Growler family exchanged  rubschin:

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Wait 'til she finds out what it cost out here...  scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2009, 11:26:20 AM »
I didn't get anything I didn't like.

And before you start - yes I did get some pressies  lol:
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2009, 11:27:06 AM »
What do you expect her to do with it?

You would have been better off buying wool and knitting needles.................Grandpa
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2009, 12:27:18 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 25, 2009, 11:26:20 AM
I didn't get anything I didn't like.

And before you start - yes I did get some pressies  lol:

All chocolate then...?  whistle:
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2009, 12:27:41 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 25, 2009, 11:27:06 AM
What do you expect her to do with it?



Make me stuff like...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2009, 12:30:23 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 25, 2009, 12:27:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 25, 2009, 11:27:06 AM
What do you expect her to do with it?



Stuff my man veg into it like...   scared2:

ANd for her birthday - a new hoover?
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2009, 01:13:23 PM »
I got socks. Lots of socks.
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2009, 01:14:44 PM »
You are an octopus and I claim my ?5  angel1
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2009, 02:34:22 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 25, 2009, 01:14:44 PM
You are an octopus and I claim my ?5  angel1

How is Bertie?

You have remembered Bertie haven't you...?  whistle:
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #13 on: December 25, 2009, 02:46:49 PM »
Bertie is full of salmon and is snoring
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Re: The all new worst Christmas presents thread
« Reply #14 on: December 25, 2009, 04:04:41 PM »
As I will be soon.
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