Outwitting slugs

[Nick]

Forget the Slugpoon.

Chilli chocolate does the trick. They explode 

[GROWLER]

Forget the Slugpoon.

Chilli chocolate does the trick. They explode 

I thought you said you'd eaten some though.
I'm now confused as to how you're still conversing with us tbqath.

[Nick]

Because I AM NOT A SLUG YOU GREAT FURRY OAF

[GROWLER]

Because I AM NOT A SLUG YOU GREAT FURRY OAF

Oh, sorry.

[Nick]

I have some left if YOU would like to try it 

[GROWLER]

I have some left if YOU would like to try it 

I wouldn't be able to though, due to the likelyhood of me getting stranded in 15' snowdrifts and hurricane force blizzards no doubt, you know, in you very own and personal little micro climate, ffs.
Any volcanic eruptions or earthquakes yet this morning?

[Nick]

It's all melted now 

[Barman]

It's all melted now 

 

[Nick]

Shouldn't you be out on Goatwatch or summat? 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Forget the Slugpoon.

Chilli chocolate does the trick. They explode 

Funnily enough I have just bought some.  Sooo what do I do with it leave it out to tempt them?  Hunt slugs bring them in drop them on the chocolate and stand well back?  Do tell and even better do tell how you found out about this.

[GROWLER]

Forget the Slugpoon.

Chilli chocolate does the trick. They explode  

Funnily enough I have just bought some.  Sooo what do I do with it leave it out to tempt them?  Hunt slugs bring them in drop them on the chocolate and stand well back?  Do tell and even better do tell how you found out about this.

You don't actually get slugs at this time of year. They're all 'avin' a winter kip.

Keeping them as pets in the warmth of the house are you?

[Barman]

Forget the Slugpoon.

Chilli chocolate does the trick. They explode 

Funnily enough I have just bought some.  Sooo what do I do with it leave it out to tempt them?  Hunt slugs bring them in drop them on the chocolate and stand well back?  Do tell and even better do tell how you found out about this.

I wondered that... what on Earth would make you think of feeding chocolate to slugs...? 

[GROWLER]

Forget the Slugpoon.

Chilli chocolate does the trick. They explode 

Funnily enough I have just bought some.  Sooo what do I do with it leave it out to tempt them?  Hunt slugs bring them in drop them on the chocolate and stand well back?  Do tell and even better do tell how you found out about this.

I wondered that... what on Earth would make you think of feeding chocolate to slugs...? 

We're talking about Nicks vivid and over active imagination here.
I'm really suprised he hasn't written some very young kids fiction books tbh.

[Barman]

Forget the Slugpoon.

Chilli chocolate does the trick. They explode 

Funnily enough I have just bought some.  Sooo what do I do with it leave it out to tempt them?  Hunt slugs bring them in drop them on the chocolate and stand well back?  Do tell and even better do tell how you found out about this.

I wondered that... what on Earth would make you think of feeding chocolate to slugs...? 

We're talking about Nicks vivid and over active imagination here.
I'm really suprised he hasn't written some very young kids fiction books tbh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFdJ-Pr15S4

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Forget the Slugpoon.

Chilli chocolate does the trick. They explode  

Funnily enough I have just bought some.  Sooo what do I do with it leave it out to tempt them?  Hunt slugs bring them in drop them on the chocolate and stand well back?  Do tell and even better do tell how you found out about this.

You don't actually get slugs at this time of year. They're all 'avin' a winter kip.

Keeping them as pets in the warmth of the house are you?

TBH about this time last year I went out collecting hibernating snails, a snack if you will,they were stupefied when I collected them
m due to the cold weather but once in the warm started moving about and escaping, it never occurred to me to feed them chocolate.