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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78855 on: July 26, 2026, 09:46:09 AM »
Off to see the the Proclaimers. Only the second musical act I’ve paid twice to see
Twas excellent, far harder rock sound than last time we saw them (2015) but one of the best performing bands I've seen.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78856 on: July 26, 2026, 12:14:18 PM »
Decided to take a taxi home from work so I ambled down to the rank and the drunken pondlife was on full display. 3 drunk morons who staggered up to the rank carrying enough takeaway to feed Apey for a month, all being carried by the one who was so pissed she could barely walk in a straight line. She then decided it would be a spiffing idea to balance the motherload of takeaway in one hand while messing around with her phone in the other. No prizes for guessing what happened next, most of the leaning tower of takeaway turned into a scattered mess on the ground. So she then started bellowing like an enraged foul mouthed orangutang yelling for her friends to come and sort out the mess even though they were trying to ring for a taxi. Then she realised she wasn't as close to the front of the queue as she thought and started a foul mouthed tirade about people pushing in despite the fact they had been in the queue before she graced us all with her presence (not that I'm being sarcastic in any way shape or form here) even though one of the people ahead of her was using crutches they weren't safe from her ranting. Eventually (it may have not been long but it felt like a bleedin' age for the rest of us) a taxi turned up and they headed off. I really delt sorry for the driver.

And people ask me why I tend not to go out for drinks in a student town  noooo:

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'leaning tower of takeaway'  lol:

To be fair looking at the size of her it was probably a good thing they lost most of what they had bought.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78857 on: July 26, 2026, 04:37:15 PM »
Practicing walking….. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78858 on: July 26, 2026, 06:02:13 PM »
Practicing walking….. noooo:
Surely  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78859 on: July 26, 2026, 07:56:11 PM »
Practicing walking….. noooo:
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Reminds me of the time I was doing the same... had a lovely young French lady to help with the physio.  eyes:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78860 on: July 27, 2026, 06:35:30 AM »
Practicing walking….. noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78861 on: July 27, 2026, 08:17:01 AM »
Practicing walking….. noooo:

One step at a time Mr. Nick...  Thumbs:
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« Reply #78862 on: July 27, 2026, 09:05:06 AM »
Practicing walking….. noooo:

One step at a time Mr. Nick...  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78863 on: July 27, 2026, 02:20:19 PM »
We have been practicing our 'oh sod it, let's go to the pub for lunch' abilities  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78864 on: July 27, 2026, 02:29:14 PM »
Been out posting off a poo sample to eliminate bowel cancer possibility  scared2:
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« Reply #78865 on: July 27, 2026, 03:23:07 PM »
Been out posting off a poo sample to eliminate bowel cancer possibility  scared2:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78866 on: Yesterday at 06:29:13 AM »
A text floods in from the DWP...

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We've processed your State Pension claim. We will send you a letter which will tell you everything you need to know. You do not need to contact us.


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78867 on: Yesterday at 08:45:02 AM »
A text floods in from the DWP...

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We've processed your State Pension claim. We will send you a letter which will tell you everything you need to know. You do not need to contact us.


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78868 on: Yesterday at 08:45:33 AM »
Sheffield Park, which is nowhere near Sheffield
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78869 on: Yesterday at 10:47:36 AM »
Still working on walking…..
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