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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78555 on: May 12, 2026, 11:02:25 AM »
Got my stuff... A quick cuppa and on the roof...  noooo:

Cameras and an ambulance are on standby..  whistle:
I do not have ducks. I do not have a row. I have squirrels and they are all at a rave.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78556 on: May 12, 2026, 11:19:07 AM »
Roof all finished!  cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78557 on: May 12, 2026, 02:35:57 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78558 on: May 12, 2026, 07:20:42 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78559 on: May 13, 2026, 05:46:44 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78560 on: May 13, 2026, 06:11:15 AM »
Day off...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78561 on: May 13, 2026, 09:11:07 AM »
6 pin bowling then trying to get quotes for repair to Mrs K's car after the barrier drop incident
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78562 on: May 13, 2026, 10:50:04 AM »
I do not have ducks. I do not have a row. I have squirrels and they are all at a rave.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78564 on: May 13, 2026, 01:38:41 PM »
Had a nightmare today!  scared2:

We have an electric gate at the front of the house... Not really a gate, it is a 7m long barrier that runs sideways on a little track.

It is a little annoying as it is (now, the previous owner removed the pedestrian gate) the only entrance to the house. Once you start it in motion you can't stop or reverse it until it reaches its parked position. There is an IR sensor so I presume it will stop closing if the beam is interrupted...  rubschin:

Anyhoo...

SOP is to press the button on the remote as we approach so I can swing the car round and reverse up the driveway...

Returning from the shops today, press the remote as I approach and the gate barrier starts to open as normal...

Get closer and realise there is a mahoosive, bright green Chameleon sitting on the (now moving) gate barrier and heading towards the mechanism that guides the gate barrier around a corner!  eeek:

Stop the car and leap out to try and remove the beast which starts to attack me!  evil:

His front leg is now entering the mechanism of the gate barrier!  eeek:

Grabbed the gate barrier and pulled it backwards to release the poor sod which causes it to stop moving and declutch (or whatever) so I can grab the Chameleon and rescue it from certain death!  angel1

Fortunately it seemed unharmed, changed colour and wandered off to hide in the track of the gate barrier. facepalm:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78565 on: May 13, 2026, 03:59:02 PM »
Bad Karma  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78566 on: May 13, 2026, 04:09:33 PM »
Had a nightmare today!  scared2:

We have an electric gate at the front of the house... Not really a gate, it is a 7m long barrier that runs sideways on a little track.

It is a little annoying as it is (now, the previous owner removed the pedestrian gate) the only entrance to the house. Once you start it in motion you can't stop or reverse it until it reaches its parked position. There is an IR sensor so I presume it will stop closing if the beam is interrupted...  rubschin:

Anyhoo...

SOP is to press the button on the remote as we approach so I can swing the car round and reverse up the driveway...

Returning from the shops today, press the remote as I approach and the gate barrier starts to open as normal...

Get closer and realise there is a mahoosive, bright green Chameleon sitting on the (now moving) gate barrier and heading towards the mechanism that guides the gate barrier around a corner!  eeek:

Stop the car and leap out to try and remove the beast which starts to attack me!  evil:

His front leg is now entering the mechanism of the gate barrier!  eeek:

Grabbed the gate barrier and pulled it backwards to release the poor sod which causes it to stop moving and declutch (or whatever) so I can grab the Chameleon and rescue it from certain death!  angel1

Fortunately it seemed unharmed, changed colour and wandered off to hide in the track of the gate barrier. facepalm:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78567 on: Today at 06:30:21 AM »
Moar plumbing... Installing a water softener...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78568 on: Today at 08:15:36 AM »
Out and about, got visitors
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78569 on: Today at 02:10:57 PM »
Moar plumbing... Installing a water softener...  rubschin:







Nearly finished....  rubschin:
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