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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78420 on: April 13, 2026, 08:40:32 AM »
Funeral. Old school friend. Same age as me  scared2:
so younger than me then scared2: scared2: 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78421 on: April 13, 2026, 08:45:02 AM »
In other good news, mouse has been found, captured (alive) and released back into the wood

Lots of clattering at 1am...

Came downstairs and Smudger had brought a mouse in.

Spent the next hour playing 'catch the mouse' all around the living room. Finally managed to drop a plastic measuring jug over it while it was staring into my new torch.

Slid some card under the jug and released it outside unharmed...  cloud9:

Half expected a neighbour to walk past as I stood on the driveway naked or an owl to swoop down and take the mouse away - or worse!  eeek:
;D  and  :thumbsup: for Mr/Ms Mouse

2am Pippi brings in a mouse and it hides under a unit.  After an hour of defying the cats and trying to entice it out we gave up shutting the doors and leaving safe traps.  Has it been trapped?  Not as I type.

Cats are of course right now blissfully asleep on the bed as if butter wouldn't melt.

Thinks again about that £500 AI cat flap that recognises if bringing in wildlife and blocks it.
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78422 on: April 13, 2026, 09:06:08 AM »
In other good news, mouse has been found, captured (alive) and released back into the wood

Lots of clattering at 1am...

Came downstairs and Smudger had brought a mouse in.

Spent the next hour playing 'catch the mouse' all around the living room. Finally managed to drop a plastic measuring jug over it while it was staring into my new torch.

Slid some card under the jug and released it outside unharmed...  cloud9:

Half expected a neighbour to walk past as I stood on the driveway naked or an owl to swoop down and take the mouse away - or worse!  eeek:
;D  and  :thumbsup: for Mr/Ms Mouse

2am Pippi brings in a mouse and it hides under a unit.  After an hour of defying the cats and trying to entice it out we gave up shutting the doors and leaving safe traps.  Has it been trapped?  Not as I type.

Cats are of course right now blissfully asleep on the bed as if butter wouldn't melt.

Thinks again about that £500 AI cat flap that recognises if bringing in wildlife and blocks it.


AI catflap you say...?  rubschin:

We've had a bird, lizards and now a fucking mouse this week - the novelty is wearing off...  evil:

The lizards quickly dump their tail as a decoy so you (eventually) find them in two different places...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78423 on: April 13, 2026, 11:12:59 AM »
Going out to see a Russian friend... Her Italian boyfriend is cooking Pizza... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78424 on: April 13, 2026, 02:11:45 PM »
At me second favourite lock, like.

Miss I coming for a visit in August!!!  She wants to give me a Zenthai Shiatsu… rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78425 on: April 13, 2026, 03:07:27 PM »
Sad little funeral. 5 school friends, one ex husband, 5 family, 2 other friends and 6 dogs  rubschin:

One hymn with which 2 of the dogs joined in…
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78426 on: April 13, 2026, 03:53:30 PM »
Sad little funeral. 5 school friends, one ex husband, 5 family, 2 other friends and 6 dogs  rubschin:

One hymn with which 2 of the dogs joined in…

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78427 on: April 13, 2026, 04:10:10 PM »
In other good news, mouse has been found, captured (alive) and released back into the wood

Lots of clattering at 1am...

Came downstairs and Smudger had brought a mouse in.

Spent the next hour playing 'catch the mouse' all around the living room. Finally managed to drop a plastic measuring jug over it while it was staring into my new torch.

Slid some card under the jug and released it outside unharmed...  cloud9:

Half expected a neighbour to walk past as I stood on the driveway naked or an owl to swoop down and take the mouse away - or worse!  eeek:
;D  and  :thumbsup: for Mr/Ms Mouse

2am Pippi brings in a mouse and it hides under a unit.  After an hour of defying the cats and trying to entice it out we gave up shutting the doors and leaving safe traps.  Has it been trapped?  Not as I type.

Cats are of course right now blissfully asleep on the bed as if butter wouldn't melt.

Thinks again about that £500 AI cat flap that recognises if bringing in wildlife and blocks it.


AI catflap you say...?  rubschin:

We've had a bird, lizards and now a fucking mouse this week - the novelty is wearing off...  evil:

The lizards quickly dump their tail as a decoy so you (eventually) find them in two different places...  noooo:
https://www.onlycat.com/store/onlycat-microchip-cat-flap-with-prey-detection/

Only £499   noooo:
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78428 on: April 13, 2026, 04:11:06 PM »
Sad little funeral. 5 school friends, one ex husband, 5 family, 2 other friends and 6 dogs  rubschin:

One hymn with which 2 of the dogs joined in…

 cry:
cry: cry:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78429 on: April 13, 2026, 04:11:52 PM »
Going out to see a Russian friend... Her Italian boyfriend is cooking Pizza... ::)
rubschin:  Italians do make the best pizzas
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78430 on: April 13, 2026, 04:29:13 PM »
In other good news, mouse has been found, captured (alive) and released back into the wood

Lots of clattering at 1am...

Came downstairs and Smudger had brought a mouse in.

Spent the next hour playing 'catch the mouse' all around the living room. Finally managed to drop a plastic measuring jug over it while it was staring into my new torch.

Slid some card under the jug and released it outside unharmed...  cloud9:

Half expected a neighbour to walk past as I stood on the driveway naked or an owl to swoop down and take the mouse away - or worse!  eeek:
;D  and  :thumbsup: for Mr/Ms Mouse

2am Pippi brings in a mouse and it hides under a unit.  After an hour of defying the cats and trying to entice it out we gave up shutting the doors and leaving safe traps.  Has it been trapped?  Not as I type.

Cats are of course right now blissfully asleep on the bed as if butter wouldn't melt.

Thinks again about that £500 AI cat flap that recognises if bringing in wildlife and blocks it.


AI catflap you say...?  rubschin:

We've had a bird, lizards and now a fucking mouse this week - the novelty is wearing off...  evil:

The lizards quickly dump their tail as a decoy so you (eventually) find them in two different places...  noooo:
https://www.onlycat.com/store/onlycat-microchip-cat-flap-with-prey-detection/

Only £499   noooo:

Clever but €585...  noooo:

With hindsight, I quite enjoy chasing mice around with a torch... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78431 on: April 13, 2026, 04:30:16 PM »
Going out to see a Russian friend... Her Italian boyfriend is cooking Pizza... ::)
rubschin:  Italians do make the best pizzas

He made three... Really tasty. Ajd gave us dome dough to bring home too...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78432 on: April 13, 2026, 04:43:03 PM »
Going out to see a Russian friend... Her Italian boyfriend is cooking Pizza... ::)
rubschin:  Italians do make the best pizzas

He made three... Really tasty. Ajd gave us dome dough to bring home too...  cloud9:
:thumbsup:
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78433 on: April 13, 2026, 04:44:35 PM »
Going out to see a Russian friend... Her Italian boyfriend is cooking Pizza... ::)
rubschin:  Italians do make the best pizzas

He made three... Really tasty. Ajd gave us dome dough to bring home too...  cloud9:

Dome dough? Is that speciality dough for Calzones?  rubschin:
I do not have ducks. I do not have a row. I have squirrels and they are all at a rave.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78434 on: April 13, 2026, 04:48:58 PM »
Going out to see a Russian friend... Her Italian boyfriend is cooking Pizza... ::)
rubschin:  Italians do make the best pizzas

He made three... Really tasty. Ajd gave us dome dough to bring home too...  cloud9:

Dome dough? Is that speciality dough for Calzones?  rubschin:

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