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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47280 on: September 24, 2016, 08:32:55 PM »
Serious mode ...is it necessary for.both of you to go through this again in two weeks. Why don't one of you go and then the other can visit shortly afterwards. Just seems bloody awkward  for all
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47281 on: September 24, 2016, 08:34:35 PM »
Good plan. I can't think straight tonight, a situation not helped by the chavvy wedding party downstairs who are presently playing a very loud version of bingo  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47282 on: September 24, 2016, 08:37:18 PM »
Get your dabber out ...it might cheer you up :-)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47283 on: September 24, 2016, 08:38:09 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47284 on: September 25, 2016, 05:45:37 AM »
Wake up in Scunny to be reminded that I have to be in Nottingham for another eye test at 10.00 eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47285 on: September 25, 2016, 07:10:16 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 24, 2016, 07:53:53 PM
TRAUMATIC DAY  NickSick NickSick

I arrive at designated meeting point at designated time.
Mrs Nick and The Boy arrive 90 minutes late and in the wrong location angry041:
I meet them in Waterstones and find myself with a vast book bill  NickSick
We proceed to his (temporary) residence and he has a mega pout to find he has been given a room adapted for a wheelchair user  noooo:
We unload prodigious amounts of stuff from Mrs NIck's car including, including, including A VACUUM CLEANER  eeek:
Stuff is deposited in room and the seedy kitchen
Then we go shopping  NickSick
Then we go shopping again to get the things we forgot on the first trip
Shopping is stacked into fridge, freezer and cupboards
Lunch is bought  NickSick
We go for a walk and then we go shopping AGAIN for the things we forgot on the first two trips

Mrs NIck (now aware of Miss Italy) looks like thunder all day and is in full OCD mode to boot  noooo:
We return to the house again to unload and the nice gerl upstairs invites Boy to a party tonight.
We go out for dinner  NickSick
We return to house and he cannot get rid of us quick enough :thumbsup:
Mrs NIck collapses in tears as he slams the door on us  noooo:
I am unable to drive back home so rebook hotel in Scunthorpe
In two weeks he moves into his proper Hall and WE HAVE TO DO ALL THIS ALL OVER AGAIN  angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:

Been there, done that...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47286 on: September 26, 2016, 06:16:34 AM »
Telford  NickSick NickSick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47287 on: September 26, 2016, 07:16:21 AM »
Today I shall be in Pafos...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47288 on: September 26, 2016, 11:07:08 AM »
will venture into Hastings later

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47289 on: September 26, 2016, 11:43:20 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 26, 2016, 07:16:21 AM
Today I shall be in Pafos...

Not seen you on PP lately... whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47290 on: September 26, 2016, 02:10:36 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on September 26, 2016, 11:43:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 26, 2016, 07:16:21 AM
Today I shall be in Pafos...

Not seen you on PP lately... whistle:

Not banned, just given up...  noooo:

The reaction of the snowflakes on the 'Bake Off' thread was the final straw....  ::)

Anyhoo, back from Pafos with the bits to fix the pool pump and they fell apart when I opened the package....  evil:

So go the pool pump in pieces, the Dyson apart and the washing machine in the queue to have a new inlet valve fitted...  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47291 on: September 26, 2016, 04:04:45 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 26, 2016, 02:10:36 PM
Quote from: Pirate on September 26, 2016, 11:43:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 26, 2016, 07:16:21 AM
Today I shall be in Pafos...

Not seen you on PP lately... whistle:


Anyhoo, back from Pafos with the bits to fix the pool pump and they fell apart when I opened the package....  evil:


PICNIP
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47292 on: September 26, 2016, 04:28:16 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 26, 2016, 04:04:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 26, 2016, 02:10:36 PM
Quote from: Pirate on September 26, 2016, 11:43:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 26, 2016, 07:16:21 AM
Today I shall be in Pafos...

Not seen you on PP lately... whistle:


Anyhoo, back from Pafos with the bits to fix the pool pump and they fell apart when I opened the package....  evil:


PICNIP

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47293 on: September 26, 2016, 04:45:56 PM »
In the wrong trousers in the wrong hotel  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47294 on: September 26, 2016, 04:51:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 26, 2016, 04:45:56 PM
In the wrong trousers in the wrong hotel  evil:



More of a resemblance to BM but....  whistle:
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