TRAUMATIC DAY
I arrive at designated meeting point at designated time.
Mrs Nick and The Boy arrive 90 minutes late and in the wrong location
I meet them in Waterstones and find myself with a vast book bill
We proceed to his (temporary) residence and he has a mega pout to find he has been given a room adapted for a wheelchair user
We unload prodigious amounts of stuff from Mrs NIck's car including, including, including A VACUUM CLEANER
Stuff is deposited in room and the seedy kitchen
Then we go shopping
Then we go shopping again to get the things we forgot on the first trip
Shopping is stacked into fridge, freezer and cupboards
Lunch is bought
We go for a walk and then we go shopping AGAIN for the things we forgot on the first two trips
Mrs NIck (now aware of Miss Italy) looks like thunder all day and is in full OCD mode to boot
We return to the house again to unload and the nice gerl upstairs invites Boy to a party tonight.
We go out for dinner
We return to house and he cannot get rid of us quick enough
Mrs NIck collapses in tears as he slams the door on us
I am unable to drive back home so rebook hotel in Scunthorpe
In two weeks he moves into his proper Hall and WE HAVE TO DO ALL THIS ALL OVER AGAIN
