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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45720 on: May 09, 2016, 07:15:02 PM »
Quote from: Steve on May 09, 2016, 07:14:05 PM
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45721 on: May 09, 2016, 07:15:20 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45722 on: May 09, 2016, 10:09:35 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 09, 2016, 07:15:02 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 09, 2016, 07:14:05 PM
My Uncle Nick he feeds me cake
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He'll surely throw a paddy


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45723 on: May 10, 2016, 06:40:37 AM »
Shifting the stage for the concert >>>> fish & chips >>>> Tony Christie Concert >>>> shift the stage again...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45724 on: May 10, 2016, 07:38:10 AM »
Breakfast out with Miss I  cloud9:  Popped her on the tram to skool and now seeing about dentist and haircut
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45725 on: May 10, 2016, 08:54:54 AM »
Just popped down to the shops...

There was a Cypriot woman sitting at the bus stop with bags of shopping so I offered her a lift to the village (steep uphill climb)...

She climbed in the back of the Panjero with all her shopping and off we went...

...about two minutes into the journey.... the smell...  eeek:

OMG it was vile!  sick2:

I couldn't open the windows, I had to stick it out...  noooo:

How can anybody live like that?  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45726 on: May 10, 2016, 10:01:22 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 10, 2016, 08:54:54 AM
Just popped down to the shops...

There was a Cypriot woman sitting at the bus stop with bags of shopping so I offered her a lift to the village (steep uphill climb)...

She climbed in the back of the Panjero with all her shopping and off we went...

...about two minutes into the journey.... the smell...  eeek:

OMG it was vile!  sick2:

I couldn't open the windows, I had to stick it out...  noooo:

How can anybody live like that?  eeek:
point:

One good turn etc.

Now she will tell all her family to call on that nice Mr Barman for a lift up the hill.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45727 on: May 10, 2016, 10:57:43 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 10, 2016, 10:01:22 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 10, 2016, 08:54:54 AM
Just popped down to the shops...

There was a Cypriot woman sitting at the bus stop with bags of shopping so I offered her a lift to the village (steep uphill climb)...

She climbed in the back of the Panjero with all her shopping and off we went...

...about two minutes into the journey.... the smell...  eeek:

OMG it was vile!  sick2:

I couldn't open the windows, I had to stick it out...  noooo:

How can anybody live like that?  eeek:
point:

One good turn etc.

Now she will tell all her family to call on that nice Mr Barman for a lift up the hill.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45728 on: May 10, 2016, 10:58:28 AM »
Stage set...



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45729 on: May 10, 2016, 11:38:45 AM »
Cor!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45730 on: May 10, 2016, 12:35:06 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 10, 2016, 10:58:28 AM
Stage set...




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45731 on: May 10, 2016, 08:04:59 PM »
I'm back like!  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45732 on: May 10, 2016, 08:17:05 PM »
Not bad for 73....  rubschin:



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45733 on: May 10, 2016, 08:57:30 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45734 on: May 10, 2016, 09:26:03 PM »
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