The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Steve]

Time for CAKE!!

a train of thought

[Barman]

Time for CAKE!!

a train of thought

 

[Nick]

 

Cake achieved and popped Miss I in the car and back to the library where she is deep in writing 

[Darwins Selection]

Cake achieved and popped Miss I in the car and back to the library where she is deep in writing 

Still poetry?
 
"Today I had some lovely cake,
Old Nick he was the bearer.
Now he takes me up the road
In his rusty owld Sierra" 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Cake achieved and popped Miss I in the car and back to the library where she is deep in writing 

Still poetry?
 
"Today I had some lovely cake,
Old Nick he was the bearer.
Now he takes me up the road
In his rusty owld Sierra" 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Partake of cake said Uncle Nick,
And watch the trains woo-woo,
Try Ginger Cake, just like my hair,
But I want Tiramisu

[Nick]

 

[Darwins Selection]

Partake of cake said Uncle Nick,
And watch the trains woo-woo,
Try Ginger Cake, just like my hair,
But I want Tiramisu

 

[Steve]

. . .
 
"Today I had some lovely cake,
Old Nick he was the bearer.
Now he takes me up the road
In his rusty owld Sierra" 

Partake of cake said Uncle Nick,
And watch the trains woo-woo,
Try Ginger Cake, just like my hair,
But I want Tiramisu

both

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Cakes and trains
Are what you need
To help you concentrate

I know a place
I'll take you there
For a special date

Well cakes we ate
But trains came none
And Nick gave me the bill

I'll pay him back
The daft old cunt ginge
And won't be taking my pill

[Nick]

 

I am invited round for "breakfast" 

[Steve]

My Uncle Nick he feeds me cake
A real life Sugar Daddy
But when my tum it starts to swell
He'll surely throw a paddy