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Offline apc2010

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39615 on: March 31, 2015, 01:26:35 PM »
Off to work.........saw the security guard from the hotel last night .......he warned me they are/were "rowdy"...... rubschin:   
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39616 on: March 31, 2015, 01:37:14 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 31, 2015, 01:26:35 PM
Off to work.........saw the security guard from the hotel last night .......he warned me they are/were "rowdy"...... rubschin:

woo hoo! lets have it!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39617 on: March 31, 2015, 01:40:59 PM »
Have a great evening!  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39618 on: March 31, 2015, 03:10:09 PM »
I am back, like  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39619 on: March 31, 2015, 04:13:33 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 31, 2015, 10:07:11 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 31, 2015, 09:35:31 AM
Today I shall be attending a "Driver Awareness Course".  ::)

I think a couple of pints of Young's first may be in order.

It makes your driving betterer....... Thumbs:

"TMR, why did you fail to notice the speed camera? "

Me: "I think the whiskey bottle I was drinking from obscured my view".
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39620 on: March 31, 2015, 04:49:36 PM »
I found mine vaguely entertaining. That there David Tennent was on it  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39621 on: March 31, 2015, 05:24:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 31, 2015, 04:49:36 PM
I found mine vaguely entertaining. That there David Tennent was on it  eeek:

Did he ask for your autograph?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39622 on: March 31, 2015, 05:26:55 PM »
And how did it go for you? Costs more than a ticket  whistle: whistle:  Did they advise you to sit on a big cushion when driving??
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39623 on: March 31, 2015, 05:33:51 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 31, 2015, 05:26:55 PM
And how did it go for you? Costs more than a ticket  whistle: whistle:  Did they advise you to sit on a big cushion when driving??

No, they advised me to avoid ginger mongulants driving on the wrong side of the road in hired Teutonic tanks, who have been on the Sangria all day.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39624 on: March 31, 2015, 05:38:00 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 31, 2015, 12:40:21 PM
I shall be entering re-hab this arvo . . .

Now fully registered for the whole 11 weeks of re-hab . . .

P.S. Nice nursey . . .
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39625 on: March 31, 2015, 05:50:45 PM »
With a tight uniform and a VPL and black tights. Dead man for sure  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39626 on: March 31, 2015, 08:48:50 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 31, 2015, 05:33:51 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 31, 2015, 05:26:55 PM
And how did it go for you? Costs more than a ticket  whistle: whistle:  Did they advise you to sit on a big cushion when driving??

No, they advised me to avoid ginger mongulants driving on the wrong side of the road in hired Teutonic tanks, who have been on the Sangria all day.

 lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39627 on: April 01, 2015, 06:43:14 AM »
Bank holiday....... Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39628 on: April 01, 2015, 06:45:19 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 01, 2015, 06:43:14 AM
Bank holiday....... Thumbs:

April Fools Day!  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39629 on: April 01, 2015, 07:00:36 AM »
ALso known as BM Day  ::)

Barber and boat trip.
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