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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34845 on: May 22, 2014, 10:06:12 AM »
he / she is now revealing all about her alter ego's.

Apparently she has sex characters of Porsche the naughty puppy and Lexy the powerful pony  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34846 on: May 22, 2014, 10:33:40 AM »
Dealing with idiots....... noooo:  got to met a bride tomorrow (don't know why ) ...she is a bridezilla....after 10 e-mails stating .I do not except USB sticks etc......she now asks me to bring my laptop so she can transfer music from the USB..... Banghead

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34847 on: May 22, 2014, 12:12:35 PM »
Dealing with idiots....... noooo:  got to met a bride tomorrow (don't know why ) ...she is a bridezilla....after 10 e-mails stating .I do not except USB sticks etc......she now asks me to bring my laptop so she can transfer music from the USB..... Banghead

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Meeting her in half hour ...... noooo:

The groom is fucked......... noooo:   

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34848 on: May 22, 2014, 12:18:13 PM »
Dealing with idiots....... noooo:  got to met a bride tomorrow (don't know why ) ...she is a bridezilla....after 10 e-mails stating .I do not except USB sticks etc......she now asks me to bring my laptop so she can transfer music from the USB..... Banghead

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Meeting her in half hour ...... noooo:

The groom is fucked......... noooo:   

Shouldn't that be the bri- oh, I see....  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34849 on: May 22, 2014, 04:49:36 PM »
Dealing with idiots....... noooo:  got to met a bride tomorrow (don't know why ) ...she is a bridezilla....after 10 e-mails stating .I do not except USB sticks etc......she now asks me to bring my laptop so she can transfer music from the USB..... Banghead

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Meeting her in half hour ...... noooo:

The groom is fucked......... noooo:   

Shouldn't that be the bri- oh, I see....  lol:

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Until she tastes the feckin wedding cake.  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34850 on: May 22, 2014, 05:02:32 PM »
Today I am working on the elections.
The Chief Presiding Officer is a he / she .
I worked with 'her' last year  ...she was single then.
This year she has a partner 'Nigella' ..formerly Nigel.
The last few hours have consisted of her updating me on their relationship. Apparently they are both into BDSM and she is registered officially as her slave . There is a register for such things.
She is wearIng a collar with padlock key and  matching bracelet. And has just shown off her tattoo with her slave number on it .
It would appear that it is going to be a long day !!!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34851 on: May 22, 2014, 05:07:26 PM »
I have just been to vote  angel1 angel1

The Polling Station looked like a convention of dirty old men  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34852 on: May 22, 2014, 05:10:38 PM »
I have just been to vote  angel1 angel1

The Polling Station looked like a convention of dirty old men  noooo:
How would you know the similarity?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34853 on: May 22, 2014, 05:12:36 PM »
They all looked like me  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34854 on: May 22, 2014, 05:15:43 PM »
They all looked like me  redface:
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It was all  tunble: at our polling station.  Thought I'd gone to the wrong place at first.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34855 on: May 22, 2014, 11:01:33 PM »
he / she is now revealing all about her alter ego's.

Apparently she has sex characters of Porsche the naughty puppy and Lexy the powerful pony  eeek:

She has been quiet for a long time.

Is Miss D feeding the pony?  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34856 on: May 23, 2014, 03:31:13 AM »
he / she is now revealing all about her alter ego's.

Apparently she has sex characters of Porsche the naughty puppy and Lexy the powerful pony  eeek:

She has been quiet for a long time.

Is Miss D feeding the pony?  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34857 on: May 23, 2014, 11:08:06 AM »
Off to work again...... evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34858 on: May 23, 2014, 11:16:02 AM »
Off to work again...... evil:

I've been werking all day!  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34859 on: May 23, 2014, 11:17:35 AM »
Off to work again...... evil:

I've been werking all day!  cussing:


I'll be working when you been in bed for 6 hours.... ::)