The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

She is a martyr to her bladder  It's her age 

[Barman]

Today I shall mostly be in Troodos and Dhekelia... see yous laters....

[Barman]

Change of plan.... 

I did get to see the Red Sparrows tho.... 

[Miss Demeanour]

Today I am working on the elections.
The Chief Presiding Officer is a he / she .
I worked with 'her' last year  ...she was single then.
This year she has a partner 'Nigella' ..formerly Nigel.
The last few hours have consisted of her updating me on their relationship. Apparently they are both into BDSM and she is registered officially as her slave . There is a register for such things.
She is wearIng a collar with padlock key and  matching bracelet. And has just shown off her tattoo with her slave number on it .
It would appear that it is going to be a long day !!!

[Baldy]

Today I am working on the elections.
The Chief Presiding Officer is a he / she .
I worked with 'her' last year  ...she was single then.
This year she has a partner 'Nigella' ..formerly Nigel.
The last few hours have consisted of her updating me on their relationship. Apparently they are both into BDSM and she is registered officially as her slave . There is a register for such things.
She is wearIng a collar with padlock key and  matching bracelet. And has just shown off her tattoo with her slave number on it .
It would appear that it is going to be a long day !!!

 

[Barman]

Today I am working on the elections.
The Chief Presiding Officer is a he / she .
I worked with 'her' last year  ...she was single then.
This year she has a partner 'Nigella' ..formerly Nigel.
The last few hours have consisted of her updating me on their relationship. Apparently they are both into BDSM and she is registered officially as her slave . There is a register for such things.
She is wearIng a collar with padlock key and  matching bracelet. And has just shown off her tattoo with her slave number on it .
It would appear that it is going to be a long day !!!

 

 

[Miss Demeanour]

2 coppers have arrived for standby duty.
Their names , Tom and Jerry 

[Barman]

2 coppers have arrived for standby duty.
Their names , Tom and Jerry 

 

[Baldy]

2 coppers have arrived for standby duty.
Their names , Tom and Jerry 

 

This is getting a bit like the Eurovision thread. 

[Steve]

2 coppers have arrived for standby duty.
Their names , Tom and Jerry 

 

This is getting a bit like the Eurovision thread. 

 

[Landlady]

Daytime I am being lazy (no requirement for Nanna duties at Epsom) and then this evening going up to London to see Miss Saigon 

Think you will find I packed a little bit of CY sunshine in my case for this visit Steve 

[Steve]

Daytime I am being lazy (no requirement for Nanna duties at Epsom) and then this evening going up to London to see Miss Saigon 

Think you will find I packed a little bit of CY sunshine in my case for this visit Steve 

[Miss Demeanour]

he / she is now revealing all about her alter ego's.

Apparently she has sex characters of Porsche the naughty puppy and Lexy the powerful pony 

[Baldy]

he / she is now revealing all about her alter ego's.

Apparently she has sex characters of Porsche the naughty puppy and Lexy the powerful pony 

 

[Steve]

      

Shouldn't he/she be a Tory MP with that back story