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Offline Steve

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34695 on: May 16, 2014, 08:29:27 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on May 16, 2014, 07:04:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 16, 2014, 06:52:16 PM
Been to the pub...  cloud9:

There was a tourist car parked outside with four occupants - looked like they had all been shot!  eeek:

On closer inspection, they were all slumped over smart phones (lots of emotiwhotsits so prolly not iPhones)...  lol:

An hour later when we left they are all still there - all slumped over their phones....  noooo:

Unlike the chap slumped over the steering wheel across the road from my place when me and the Polish bird went out one night....on the way back he was still there. I told her to go home while I had a look. I explained he was obviously pissed and was snoring.... noooo: noooo: noooo:

Bullets and brains do not mix too well.  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34696 on: May 16, 2014, 08:34:54 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34697 on: May 16, 2014, 09:08:49 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 16, 2014, 08:34:54 PM
eeek: eeek:

When I went out to the front balcony in the morning it was all taped off, the truck was being put on the back of a low loader......all swept under the carpet.

Nothing to see here....move along.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34698 on: May 17, 2014, 10:19:15 AM »
Last night all the wedding guests were all-inclusive except one .......so he went up to one of the kids and took their wrist band...........genius..... ;D ;D   
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34699 on: May 17, 2014, 10:32:40 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 17, 2014, 10:19:15 AM
Last night all the wedding guests were all-inclusive except one .......so he went up to one of the kids and took their wrist band...........genius..... ;D ;D

Oh Apey! Shame on you!  Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34700 on: May 17, 2014, 12:02:29 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 16, 2014, 07:36:44 PM


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34701 on: May 17, 2014, 12:06:22 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on May 16, 2014, 09:08:49 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 16, 2014, 08:34:54 PM
eeek: eeek:

When I went out to the front balcony in the morning it was all taped off, the truck was being put on the back of a low loader......all swept under the carpet.

Nothing to see here....move along.  noooo:

Arsenal fan? It was probably better than what will happen later
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34702 on: May 17, 2014, 06:33:11 PM »
Just called Misty.... apparently there is a football match on or summat....? Shrugs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34703 on: May 17, 2014, 06:55:49 PM »
Foot  to ball. A new way to get at his wallet?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34704 on: May 17, 2014, 07:00:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 17, 2014, 06:55:49 PM
Foot  to ball. A new way to get at his wallet?  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34705 on: May 17, 2014, 07:21:21 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 17, 2014, 10:32:40 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 17, 2014, 10:19:15 AM
Last night all the wedding guests were all-inclusive except one .......so he went up to one of the kids and took their wrist band...........genius..... ;D ;D

Oh Apey! Shame on you!  Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34706 on: May 17, 2014, 07:22:08 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34707 on: May 17, 2014, 07:33:05 PM »
Yesterday was merrily strimming  away with my three week old twice out the box when it went bang and disintegrated plastic  everywhere including my leg  ::) Quick trip to A&E plastic removed sad24:

Today took said thing back to Homebase  ready for battle  eveilgrin:  Never got it  noooo: noooo: disappointed I was  redface:   I took back a Qualcast costing £30 (only small garden)    Came out with a Bosh costing £129.99  Thumbs:

Not a penny changed hands  angel1

 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34708 on: May 17, 2014, 07:34:31 PM »
Quote from: boogs on May 17, 2014, 07:33:05 PM
Yesterday was merrily strimming  away with my three week old twice out the box when it went bang and disintegrated plastic  everywhere including my leg  ::) Quick trip to A&E plastic removed sad24:

Today took said thing back to Homebase  ready for battle  eveilgrin:  Never got it  noooo: noooo: disappointed I was  redface:   I took back a Qualcast costing £30 (only small garden)    Came out with a Bosh costing £129.99  Thumbs:

Not a penny changed hands  angel1

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34709 on: May 17, 2014, 07:45:06 PM »
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