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word in from Apey, .....the guests just threw the 5* furniture over the balcony into the pool below...................more to follow...
Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 25, 2014, 08:27:57 PMword in from Apey, .....the guests just threw the 5* furniture over the balcony into the pool below...................more to follow...Brits abroad....real classy like.
Quote from: Baldy on April 25, 2014, 08:40:07 PMQuote from: miss Tchevious on April 25, 2014, 08:27:57 PMword in from Apey, .....the guests just threw the 5* furniture over the balcony into the pool below...................more to follow...Brits abroad....real classy like. Bet there's no €200 tip tonight for anyoneIs there any CCTV that can be hacked into?
Then I trust that you have loads of 5* furniture drying nicely in your garden. The VP Import Export Emporium will shortly be opening, slightly damp and musty 5* furniture this end, stale Twiglets and dodgy tea bags that end, there could be munny in this.
Quote from: Steve on April 25, 2014, 09:08:16 PMQuote from: Baldy on April 25, 2014, 08:40:07 PMQuote from: miss Tchevious on April 25, 2014, 08:27:57 PMword in from Apey, .....the guests just threw the 5* furniture over the balcony into the pool below...................more to follow...Brits abroad....real classy like. Bet there's no €200 tip tonight for anyoneIs there any CCTV that can be hacked into?Swillers and I were in our favourite pub in Paphos a couple of weeks ago having lunch, when a Brit couple came in, absolutely legless. They often are there and everyone turns a blind eye, but this day, he sat down and his whole 3 piece suite fell out of a whole in his trackie bottoms - not a pleasant site to look at the meat and 2 veg of an aging, seriously overweight Geordie . I was facing him and to this day cannot get the repulsive sight out of my mind, Swillers thought it was hilarious. More classy Brits abroad
Quote from: Miss Adventure on April 26, 2014, 07:47:52 AMQuote from: Steve on April 25, 2014, 09:08:16 PMQuote from: Baldy on April 25, 2014, 08:40:07 PMQuote from: miss Tchevious on April 25, 2014, 08:27:57 PMword in from Apey, .....the guests just threw the 5* furniture over the balcony into the pool below...................more to follow...Brits abroad....real classy like. Bet there's no €200 tip tonight for anyoneIs there any CCTV that can be hacked into?Swillers and I were in our favourite pub in Paphos a couple of weeks ago having lunch, when a Brit couple came in, absolutely legless. They often are there and everyone turns a blind eye, but this day, he sat down and his whole 3 piece suite fell out of a whole in his trackie bottoms - not a pleasant site to look at the meat and 2 veg of an aging, seriously overweight Geordie . I was facing him and to this day cannot get the repulsive sight out of my mind, Swillers thought it was hilarious. More classy Brits abroad How many more times to I have to apologise for that to get you to stop going on about it....?
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 25, 2014, 11:56:38 PMThen I trust that you have loads of 5* furniture drying nicely in your garden. The VP Import Export Emporium will shortly be opening, slightly damp and musty 5* furniture this end, stale Twiglets and dodgy tea bags that end, there could be munny in this. It was the hotel I used to borrow furniture from ... teak sun lounger and chairs ...in fairness they were going throw it out .....but now I can't park near that area....
Nipping out for some free drinks........
Quote from: apc2010 on April 26, 2014, 06:25:03 PMNipping out for some free drinks........
Quote from: Baldy on April 26, 2014, 06:37:45 PMQuote from: apc2010 on April 26, 2014, 06:25:03 PMNipping out for some free drinks........ They were .............