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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34395 on: April 25, 2014, 08:40:07 PM »
word in from Apey, .....the guests just threw the 5* furniture over the balcony into the pool below...................more to follow...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34396 on: April 25, 2014, 09:08:16 PM »
word in from Apey, .....the guests just threw the 5* furniture over the balcony into the pool below...................more to follow...

Brits abroad....real classy like.  Thumbs:
Bet there's no €200 tip tonight for anyone

Is there any CCTV that can be hacked into?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34397 on: April 25, 2014, 09:57:37 PM »
word in from Apey, .....the guests just threw the 5* furniture over the balcony into the pool below...................more to follow...

Brits abroad....real classy like.  Thumbs:
Bet there's no €200 tip tonight for anyone

Is there any CCTV that can be hacked into?

No tips........ cussing: 

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34398 on: April 25, 2014, 11:56:38 PM »
Then I trust that you have loads of 5* furniture drying nicely in your garden. whistle:

The VP Import Export Emporium will shortly be opening, slightly damp and musty 5* furniture this end, stale Twiglets and dodgy tea bags that end, there could be munny in this. rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34399 on: April 26, 2014, 05:09:45 AM »
Then I trust that you have loads of 5* furniture drying nicely in your garden. whistle:

The VP Import Export Emporium will shortly be opening, slightly damp and musty 5* furniture this end, stale Twiglets and dodgy tea bags that end, there could be munny in this. rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34400 on: April 26, 2014, 07:47:52 AM »
word in from Apey, .....the guests just threw the 5* furniture over the balcony into the pool below...................more to follow...

Brits abroad....real classy like.  Thumbs:
Bet there's no €200 tip tonight for anyone

Is there any CCTV that can be hacked into?

Swillers and I were in our favourite pub in Paphos a couple of weeks ago having lunch, when a Brit couple came in, absolutely legless. They often are there and everyone turns a blind eye, but this day, he sat down and his whole 3 piece suite fell out of a whole in his trackie bottoms  eeek: eeek:- not a pleasant site to look at the meat and 2 veg of an aging, seriously overweight Geordie sick2: sick2: sick2:. I was facing him and to this day cannot get the repulsive sight out of my mind, Swillers thought it was hilarious. More classy Brits abroad ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34401 on: April 26, 2014, 07:59:15 AM »
word in from Apey, .....the guests just threw the 5* furniture over the balcony into the pool below...................more to follow...

Brits abroad....real classy like.  Thumbs:
Bet there's no €200 tip tonight for anyone

Is there any CCTV that can be hacked into?

Swillers and I were in our favourite pub in Paphos a couple of weeks ago having lunch, when a Brit couple came in, absolutely legless. They often are there and everyone turns a blind eye, but this day, he sat down and his whole 3 piece suite fell out of a whole in his trackie bottoms  eeek: eeek:- not a pleasant site to look at the meat and 2 veg of an aging, seriously overweight Geordie sick2: sick2: sick2:. I was facing him and to this day cannot get the repulsive sight out of my mind, Swillers thought it was hilarious. More classy Brits abroad ::)

How many more times to I have to apologise for that to get you to stop going on about it....? ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34402 on: April 26, 2014, 08:11:56 AM »
word in from Apey, .....the guests just threw the 5* furniture over the balcony into the pool below...................more to follow...

Brits abroad....real classy like.  Thumbs:
Bet there's no €200 tip tonight for anyone

Is there any CCTV that can be hacked into?

Swillers and I were in our favourite pub in Paphos a couple of weeks ago having lunch, when a Brit couple came in, absolutely legless. They often are there and everyone turns a blind eye, but this day, he sat down and his whole 3 piece suite fell out of a whole in his trackie bottoms  eeek: eeek:- not a pleasant site to look at the meat and 2 veg of an aging, seriously overweight Geordie sick2: sick2: sick2:. I was facing him and to this day cannot get the repulsive sight out of my mind, Swillers thought it was hilarious. More classy Brits abroad ::)

How many more times to I have to apologise for that to get you to stop going on about it....? ::)

Well....you freaked me out Shocked:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34403 on: April 26, 2014, 10:24:12 AM »
word in from Apey, .....the guests just threw the 5* furniture over the balcony into the pool below...................more to follow...

Brits abroad....real classy like.  Thumbs:
Bet there's no €200 tip tonight for anyone

Is there any CCTV that can be hacked into?

Swillers and I were in our favourite pub in Paphos a couple of weeks ago having lunch, when a Brit couple came in, absolutely legless. They often are there and everyone turns a blind eye, but this day, he sat down and his whole 3 piece suite fell out of a whole in his trackie bottoms  eeek: eeek:- not a pleasant site to look at the meat and 2 veg of an aging, seriously overweight Geordie sick2: sick2: sick2:. I was facing him and to this day cannot get the repulsive sight out of my mind, Swillers thought it was hilarious. More classy Brits abroad ::)
noooo:

What is it with some (too many) Brits abroad?   A minority maybe but it isn't just the drunks, I hate hearing loud mouth Brits in restaurants running down the food, waiters, locals and anything their pea brains can recall in the deluded belief they're the only ones there that understand English.  Banghead

 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34404 on: April 26, 2014, 01:03:08 PM »
Then I trust that you have loads of 5* furniture drying nicely in your garden. whistle:

The VP Import Export Emporium will shortly be opening, slightly damp and musty 5* furniture this end, stale Twiglets and dodgy tea bags that end, there could be munny in this. rubschin:

It was the hotel I used to borrow furniture from ... redface:  teak sun lounger and chairs ...in fairness they were going throw it out .....but now I can't park near that area.... evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34405 on: April 26, 2014, 03:31:48 PM »
Then I trust that you have loads of 5* furniture drying nicely in your garden. whistle:

The VP Import Export Emporium will shortly be opening, slightly damp and musty 5* furniture this end, stale Twiglets and dodgy tea bags that end, there could be munny in this. rubschin:

It was the hotel I used to borrow furniture from ... redface:  teak sun lounger and chairs ...in fairness they were going throw it out .....but now I can't park near that area.... evil:

We know , Miss T told us.........OIC redface:

Drive over it it will make excellent fire wood,(see export/import above).

It would be much appreciated if BM would dip into the VP Benevolent Fund for today I may well keeeeel people  eveilgrin: and will need bailing out in time for my flight home tomorrow.  cloud9:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34406 on: April 26, 2014, 06:25:03 PM »
Nipping out for a few drinks........ Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34407 on: April 26, 2014, 06:37:45 PM »
Nipping out for some free drinks........ Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34408 on: April 26, 2014, 09:22:55 PM »
Nipping out for some free drinks........ Thumbs:

 noooo:

They were ............. cloud9:

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