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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34140 on: April 08, 2014, 04:01:01 PM »
Dealing with e-mails from morons (big international company) have now confirmed the same wedding 3 times... Banghead  and each time get an automated response "we have received your e-mail someone will contact you soon etc"... cussing:

Then ask for a phone number for a rep .....2 replies from 2 different people giving 2 different fecking numbers... Banghead  plus 2 automatic response e-mails.... cussing:

I hope you phone the wrong number first....then it will have cost you 2 Cents extra.  Thumbs:

It will go on the invoice ........... cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34141 on: April 08, 2014, 04:01:50 PM »
Dealing with e-mails from morons (big international company) have now confirmed the same wedding 3 times... Banghead  and each time get an automated response "we have received your e-mail someone will contact you soon etc"... cussing:

Then ask for a phone number for a rep .....2 replies from 2 different people giving 2 different fecking numbers... Banghead  plus 2 automatic response e-mails.... cussing:

I hope you phone the wrong number first....then it will have cost you 2 Cents extra.  Thumbs:

It will go on the invoice ........... cussing:

Twice?  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34142 on: April 08, 2014, 04:02:38 PM »
Dealing with e-mails from morons (big international company) have now confirmed the same wedding 3 times... Banghead  and each time get an automated response "we have received your e-mail someone will contact you soon etc"... cussing:

Then ask for a phone number for a rep .....2 replies from 2 different people giving 2 different fecking numbers... Banghead  plus 2 automatic response e-mails.... cussing:

I hope you phone the wrong number first....then it will have cost you 2 Cents extra.  Thumbs:

It will go on the invoice ........... cussing:

Invoice! happy001
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34143 on: April 08, 2014, 04:03:23 PM »
Dealing with e-mails from morons (big international company) have now confirmed the same wedding 3 times... Banghead  and each time get an automated response "we have received your e-mail someone will contact you soon etc"... cussing:

Then ask for a phone number for a rep .....2 replies from 2 different people giving 2 different fecking numbers... Banghead  plus 2 automatic response e-mails.... cussing:

I hope you phone the wrong number first....then it will have cost you 2 Cents extra.  Thumbs:

It will go on the invoice ........... cussing:

Twice?  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34144 on: April 08, 2014, 04:04:28 PM »
Dealing with e-mails from morons (big international company) have now confirmed the same wedding 3 times... Banghead  and each time get an automated response "we have received your e-mail someone will contact you soon etc"... cussing:

Then ask for a phone number for a rep .....2 replies from 2 different people giving 2 different fecking numbers... Banghead  plus 2 automatic response e-mails.... cussing:

I hope you phone the wrong number first....then it will have cost you 2 Cents extra.  Thumbs:

It will go on the invoice ........... cussing:

Invoice! happy001

They get one........ whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34145 on: April 09, 2014, 05:57:44 AM »
Going back to bed for another hours kip....

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34146 on: April 09, 2014, 07:02:43 AM »
Going back to bed for another hours kip....

 :thumbsup: An excellent plan if I may say so. Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34147 on: April 09, 2014, 09:35:05 AM »
6 or hopefully 7 pin bowling
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34148 on: April 09, 2014, 09:37:04 AM »
Waiting for phone calls. If I get in the shower everyone will call me the second I step into it  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34149 on: April 09, 2014, 09:50:43 AM »
Waiting for phone calls. If I get in the shower everyone will call me the second I step into it  evil:

Let us know when you are getting in like.....  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34150 on: April 09, 2014, 10:10:33 AM »
Waiting for phone calls. If I get in the shower everyone will call me the second I step into it  evil:

 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34151 on: April 09, 2014, 10:24:06 AM »
Waiting for phone calls. If I get in the shower everyone will call me the second I step into it  evil:

 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

This has reminded me of Growler's haunted phone! happy001
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34152 on: April 09, 2014, 10:25:12 AM »
That was a Golden Coconut winning prank  :thumbsup: razz: razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34153 on: April 09, 2014, 10:42:34 AM »
That was a Golden Coconut winning prank  :thumbsup: razz: razz:

 ;D Thumbs:

I never did get my Golden Coconut....  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34154 on: April 09, 2014, 10:47:09 AM »
That was a Golden Coconut winning prank  :thumbsup: razz: razz:

 ;D Thumbs:

I never did get my Golden Coconut....  evil:


I never got my pop-corn seasoning...... whistle: